Joker's Asylum 61 members · 29 stories
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Come on, Clown.

I'm sure you could take some money out of your bank account and invest in a quaint little back drop for this wonderful establishment. :pinkiecrazy:

1170369
is the 'welcome to the madhouse' not good enough for you?:rainbowhuh:

you ungrateful swine:twilightangry2:

1170493
I'm not just ungrateful, I'm also insane, which explains why I'm here, and I'd like a bit of ambiance during my incarceration, if that's okay with you. :ajsmug:

I'm too tired to make up some funny crap, so I'll be direct.


Really Orange? I said we were being serious.:facehoof:
I regret nothing.:rainbowwild:
We're going to find a good poster this time, right?
Yes.:pinkiecrazy:
Ok, give it another go.

You horrible person. That's it, you just lost your computer rights.
How can you stop... *Static*
Whoops, it looks like someone had his mental wifi unplugged.:trollestia:

1170507
NO IT IS NOT FUCKING OKAY WITH ME!!!:flutterrage:

YOU GET WHAT YOU'RE GIVEN, NOT WHAT YOU ASK FOR:flutterrage:

...

I mean....if that's okay....

please don't hurt me...

i'm not insane.....

1170557
Then why are you here? :trixieshiftright:

1170567
you don't understand they THINK i'm insane
I'M NOT INSANE!!!!:flutterrage:
but really I'm not it's all a fucking conspiracy I tells ya they have no idea what they're talking about calling me insane
I'M NOT FUCKING INSANE!!!:flutterrage:
i just don't understand why they think i'm insane
I AM PERFECTLY SANE!!!!:flutterrage:
just because i had a mental breakdown and killed everyone at a party i was at before slitting my wrists and passing out in a pool of blood from all the people i'm slaughtered it doesn't mean I'm insane
I AM NOT INSANE!!!:flutterrage:
it doesn't mean anything sure I killed them in a cold blooded psychotic episode but does that really mean i'm insane
STOP CALLING ME INSANE!!!:flutterrage:
and what do they do? they tie me up in a strait jacket and lock me in a padded cell with no windows and the walls are soundproofed so nobody can hear me when i'm telling them to let me out and my cellmate is a mentally deranged hobo who continuously pokes me with a stick calling me insane
I KEEP TELLING YOU I'M NOT INSANE:flutterrage:
and then the joker come in and stamps an insane
NOT INSANE!!!:flutterrage:
stamp on my hand and locks me in solitary confinement

*curls up and rocks backwards and forwards*

i'm not insane...i'm not insane...not...insane...

STOP FUCKING CALLING ME INSANE!!!!:flutterrage:

1170622
the whole worlds against me......

1170601 you're right :twilightsmile:
you are not insane and neither am I. :pinkiehappy:
Have a cookie. :twilightsmile: and a new, shiny, sane stamp that tastes like cotton candy :pinkiehappy:

1170636
no thank you, I'll just interview myself

1170637
*take cookie*
-nom-

1170644
:raritydespair:

1170661
bitch, YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO:flutterrage:
-runs away-

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1170675 "Uses spike collar"

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1170702 "Stiggerzz gets strapped to a chair"

1170644 bitch, I'm probably the only sane one here *fish smack*

1170721>>1170702 ....I'm getting involved! :trollestia:

1172967
you're a little late to the party....interviews done and dusted....

didn't change anything, I'm still a loony.:applejackunsure:

1172976 dun care!:trollestia::trollestia:
Fishy fishy! :trollestia::trollestia::trollestia:

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