I have lots of questions in my head that i need to be answered right now. First off, what do you think of your warden? Do you admire him or do you hate him? What did you do to end up in my Asylum? Finally, I see not that many patients like the new cell. How would you feel about this one?

"PS" I decided to replace the electric collar with this

You will all be receiving one tomorrow.

1160551
How about this?

PS It goes BOOM!

1160551 NYEEEH!

1160586 PATIENTS DON'T MAKE SUGGESTIONS!

1160590

1160594
BE PATIENT WITH YOUR PATIENTS, AND STOP RUNNING OUT OF PATIENCE!

1160600 IF YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN A JOKE THERE IS NO JOKE!

1160606
THAT WASN'T A JOKE!
WHY ARE WE YELLING?
BECAUSE IT'S FUN!
Then stop, it's giving me a headache.
Oki Doki Loki!
Since we're making suggetsions, can I ask for my Christmas presents?
I want THIS!

1160551
How bout' ur mum.

1160638 No. You get this.

Say hello to your new cellmates!

1160662 Later.

1160667
k.

1160664

1160551 I am okay with this
best. warden. ever

1160551 i think the new warden is not enough Morgan Freeman-ish enough.

it depends. if hes white, i hate himm. if hes black, then i like him, (since i don't want to get shot)

I fucked your mom to get into this asylum

i don't think so. i would prefer my old one with the illegal mexican one in it.

1160703 Great to know!

1160695
Have fun!

1160551
what do I think of my warden?
my warden sucks...all he ever does is poke me with a pointy stick and laugh at me.

what did I do to end up in here?
I'm not entirely sure what happened...we were watching a violent movie and I fell asleep. When I woke up there was blood everywhere, I had a bloodied knife in my right had and a rusty lead pipe in the left, my clothes were covered in blood and gore, my friends were nowhere to be seen and I was being dragged off by some men in suits who stuck me with a needle resulting in my passing out. When I awoke, I was in the asylum

p.s. love the new cell, not too sure about the collar though...preferred the shock collar

1160716 hmmm. intersthing. you classified me as insane.

1160725
Well, here's what I have to say about that.

1160750 Maybe you but not the other pony who threatened to hug me till i die.

1160745 Tripod? I'm a tripod?

1160760
Wibbly Wobbly, we're the same person.

1160769
No we're not!

1160770
Shut up and go with it you idiot! I'm trying to help you.

1160773
Patient seems to suffer from multiple personalty disorder.....

1160782
I am NOT a disorder, I am the SOLUTIONA!

1160808 Quiet Patient.

1160596 FIERY DEATH EVERYWHERE, MY TEDDY BEAR WILL BACK ME UP WITH EMOTION!

1160767 how the fuck did that happen? wait, did you do something that fucked up my picture, and which you changed it ?

lets try this again.

also, if you did change my pic, then you're

[youtube=http://members.tripod.com/earley_michael/Insane.jpg]
[youtube=http://members.tripod.com/earley_michael/Insane.jpg]

EDIT: ok, apparently its the fucking website that's doing this shit. just go to the fucking URL.

1160812 It seems the iron maiden really got to you.....

1160820 I CAN DESTROY THE WORLD, TOTAL ANNIHILATION! WIPING OUT EVERY NATION I WILL CLEANSE THE GLOBE WITH FIRE~!

1160834 Yeah yeah whatever.

1160841 EVERYONE MUST DIE! YOU SHOULD SHOW NO REMORSE~!

1160849 Oh shut up. Guards, get this patient out of here. "Guards come"

1160852 I AM THE WHITE CHESHIRE CAT! NOTHING CAN STOP ME!
((Here's the song I was typing :

))

1160864 Thats.....nice. "Guards take you back to the iron maiden"

1160914 I am orange juice.

1160928

1160931 Have you heard of Malik Blishtar?

1160934 He is foim the Yu-gi-oh series.

1160939 Well, he's from the Singapore Dub. Also known as the 'ASXYYFFYRDRDETTH' dub.

1160811
YEAH?!? WELL...

1161257
Guards, take this patient back to the iron maiden. Keep him there for 15 months.

1161298
*Being dragged off to the maiden* (Bow chicka Bow wow)
But I am Spiderman.
Dude, we're not Spiderman.
But...
We're Deadpool, and that's way cooler.

1161339 No you are not. You are insane. "Sigh" looks like I have another personalty to deal with.
"Eru gets thrown into the iron maiden with of course the generation 3 episodes playing"

1161357
Sexy.
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU USE THAT WORD!
Well I use it to describe the feeling of general happiness, or pleasure. No innuendo intended... this time.
Well stop, you'll only confuse people.
Shut UP! I'm trying to play Skyrim, and it's hard to concentrate with you two talking.
*sigh* Sorry.

1161391 Playing Skyrim in the iron maiden? That is unacceptable. "Takes your xbox and your game of Skyrim away."

1160551
I never actually answered your question. No, I don't like him at all. He's stupid.
By that he means he's jealous.
I AM NOT JEAlous...

I guess I am.

1161402 Just as I thought. Have this as a prize for telling the truth.