When inanimate objects become ponies

2798187

Makes the rifleman's creed a tad bit kinky

2798239 This is my rifle, this is my gun. She likes it if I pull her tail before we have fun

2798281 I think I know where to load my magazine in...

2798187 I wonder what Mikhail would think if he were to see this.

2798996 Mikhail died this December

Born
Mikhail Timofeyevich Kalashnikov
10 November 1919
Kurya, Altai Krai, Russian SFSR

Died
23 December 2013 (aged 94)
Izhevsk, Udmurtia, Russia

R.I.P.

Please a Moment of silence

EDItT 7 minutes later :We now pray for his soul

2799078 I know. Should have phrased that better. Nonetheless, yes a moment of silence.

Guns are like mares. You have to keep them clean and inspect them so they don't get dirty. But once in a while, you have fun with them and do get them dirty.

Remember, if the magazine doesn't fit just grab it by the butt and jam it right in.

2799078 Of course, like his invention we are just going to bury him in mud for a week, then dig him out. A quick hosing off, and he'll be ready to go back to work.