That's right, it's locked. AND it's sticky!

So there.

NYAH-NYAH

Unlocked and unstickied for reasons of spite.

Spite is a good reason.

1439649
Reported.

1440579
Reported.

1441847
Reported.

1440579 1441847

Relocked and restickied. Just because.

1441920
Re-unlocked and re-unstickied you unethical unicorn.

POWER TO THE PONES

1441946
Re-re-locked and re-re-stickied!

1441976
No fair doing that while I was logged out. Low ball dude-chick-pony-thingie.

Re-re-re unlocked. Re-re-re-unstickied.

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I wonder if locks get Miss Harshwhinny sticky.

1442584
What, like a thread-locking fetish?

(unlocked, unstickied)

Yes. We need more thread management adultfic. I'm not saying that because I have a fetish or anything I just think that it would be good objectively I am not a pervert.

Stickied but not locked.

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Re^6-locked, but re^5-unstickied.

I unlocked this thread to say that I don't like the contentious attitude here. I'm not taking sides, but if you don't all calm down, I'll be forced to lock this thread.

1445390
But by locking the thread, you're siding with the thread-lockers!

1445393
...
...how on earth am I supposed to exercise moderator authority if I can't lock a thread without displaying partiality?

1445403
You're a totally useless moderator anyway, Sky. Last we heard you couldn't even figure out how to lock a thread in the first place.

1445406
Phew. As usual, my moral dilemmas have all been resolved by my blatant incompetence.

1445406
Wait, so if Sky can't manipulate the settings, how is this thread getting locked and unlocked all the time?

1445421
I'm pretty good at unlocking. I just can't figure out locking.

1445426
...but it's... I mean... it's the exact same toggle button! How are you missing this?

1445433
Look, this job didn't come with a manual, OKAY? I'm learning as I go along!

1445437

I never learned to drive a stick. Automatic all the way!

UNLOCKED.

UNSTICKIED.

UNCENSORED.

Find out what happens when five regular posters stop being polite... and start getting real.

I unlocked this thread just to inform everyone, as moderator, that this thread is never getting unlocked again.

WAIT

DAMNIT

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I object to this thread being uncensored.

Hey guys, I thought I'd post here because this is a sticky thread and so everyone will read it first and hopefully I can get some really quick responses. My grandfather just fell off his chair and is thrashing around on the ground, clutching at his chest and making sad wheezing noises.

What should I do? I don't want to disturb first responders with a false alarm so I'll wait until I get some advice.

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Is your grandfather Miss Harshwhinny? PM in case the thread gets locked again.

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