Hi everyone! I just joined this group, and I'm new here, never having joined this group before, which I guess is true of all new members. Anyway, I'm still trying to figure this whole forum posting thing out, as you could tell from my experimentation, which I need to do to understand this.

Hmm. What happens if you click on a Twilight Sprinkle face?

Anyway, since I don't understand this and I'm new here, please ignore my forum thread, and I'll make one later to introduce myself so I can put my best foot forward. Haha, actually that should be "hoof" forward. Because the show Miss Harshwhinny comes from is about ponies! I'm new to that too.

So please ignore me. Anyway, how's everyone doing?

I agree with the original poster. Everyone should ignore this thread. There's clearly no useful content here.

Also, I have launched a coup against Alicorn Moderator Skywriter and am invoking the Right of Bloodletting in the group charter. According to the bylaws established by the Council of Harshwhinny in 1742, if he does not respond within ten posts to dispute my claim, I have the right to challenge him to a one-on-one duel for control of the group.

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1275811 Preemptively responded, 124 minutes before your deadline. 1275009, thanks for the time machine.

1274992
OP has made me realize something.
This site has all these emoticons, AND NONE OF THEM ARE BEST PONE'S FACE!

--A!Blue

1274992 YOU HAVE MY PLEDGE BROTHER/SISTER/OTHER FAMILY MEMBER OF YOUR CHOICE, YOU SHALL NEVER BE IGNORED!

fuck it i'm bored already

Too long, didn't read.

1274992

Glad to have you aboard, eh! We only have three rules in this board that are actually important to know if you're familiar with other online forums dedicated to her Stern Majesty.

Also, don't mind Horizon-- he's constantly trying to pull shenanigans, so don't let what he says get under your skin. I doubt his coup is going to work, anyway.

Also be careful about Skywriter. Pretty-much anything he says can be totally ignored as well.

1275625

Three rules? I thought there were just two! What's the third rule? WHAT HAVE I BEEN MISSING THIS WHOLE TIME???

I CHALLENGE THE CLAIM I CHALLENGE THE CLAIM

Also, unless Horizon responds to this post within ten real-world seconds my control of the group is absolute and can never be challenged again.

That's ten seconds. Ha, too bad, sucker.

1275814
Au contraire. I think you'll find I responded with plenty of time left. Check the timestamp on my post replying to #1275811.

Since we have both properly responded to each other's claim, we appear to be at an impasse. To be honest I wasn't expecting you to notice, so I hadn't read up on what happens next. Does anyone have a copy of the Bylaws? We could answer 1275647's question at the same time.

1275021
Hooray, we're all ignoring the OP together! What a bonding experience!

1276259
Screw you and your time machine! Some of us answer claims in a linear fashion; you know, how real Americans do it. But I guess if you're a communist or something, your pinko time machines must seem a perfectly valid way to crap all over the Declaration of Independence whenever you like.

In short, U.S.A.

I'm confused, are we or are we not supposed to ignore this thread?

1276259
Sadly, the only copy of the Bylaws was in the possession of Former Competent Moderator Skywriter. I'd like to propose a new set of three bylaws:

1. No dinosaurs.
2. No dinosaurs.
3. NO FREAKING DINOSAURS.

1275625
Don't listen to Foxley. Anything he says can be pretty much ignored.

1278244
Dude, this is becoming one of those liar / truth-teller puzzles. It just gets more complicated when you realize we're supposed to ignore this entire thread, per the OP's explicit instructions! Does that invalidate all claims here? Or does it negate them, turning all ignores into pay-attentions?

1274992
Welcome. Twilight Sprinkles is best pony.

1274992

Haha, actually that should be "hoof" forward. Because the show Miss Harshwhinny comes from is about ponies! I'm new to that too.

Wait, what? What the hell? Ponies? I don't think the characters in "My Little Pony" are ponies.

1278270
...despite the title of the show?

1278273
It's FIGURATIVE, man.

1278255

Yes, but if you asked SR Foxley what answer Skywriter would give to the following question, within the context of the OP's statement about ignoring this thread, how would he say that Skywriter would respond?

"This statement is false."

1278792

He would respond: "Miss Harshwhinny is best pony."

1278274

Listen to Skywriter, dude. He knows what he's talking about.

1278239

Oh thank goodness! I thought there might be exceptions in the bylaws allowing non-freaking dinosaurs. Glad to know I was right!

1278794

How can that be the response he would give? Heck, that "question" wasn't even a question!

Your statement makes no sense in the context of this forum, especially given the OP's statement.

1278848 1278792

Wait, are you saying SR Foxley would say "Miss Harshwhinny is best pony," as in, that's what he thinks Skywriter would say. Or are you, SR Foxley saying that SR Foxley would say that as a response to the hypothetical question of what Skywriter would say when approached for a response the statement "This statement is false"? And if you mean the latter, do you mean that in the context of the OP's statement that this thread should be ignored, as pointed out by 1278255 ?

1278890

Yes.

1278239
> No dinosaurs

Counterpoint:

1278890
If I asked SR Foxley for clarification about SR Foxley's statement, what would SR Foxley say that SR Foxley would say if SR Foxley was asked to say what SR Foxley would say?

1298170
Actually, I think you just proved my point instead.

1298170
Twilociraptor?

1301622
Okay, maybe you've got something with this "no dinosaur" thing.

So: All we need to do to implement it is start a new poll thread and get the bylaws passed by a majority vote of the group. As long as someone bothers to brush up beforehoof on evaluating the cardinality of infinite sets, I foresee no possible problems with this.

1301623
I think it's a Twinonychus.

This is a velociraptor. Note the sleeker muzzle, wider hips, and near-Harshwhinny levels of awesomeness.

1302396
Oh, I see!

That dinosaur that the velociraptor is riding is pretty awesome, too.

Just gonna leave this here.

1278819
I believe all dinosaurs should be able to freak if they want to.

These dinosaur ponies are kind of turning me on for some reason.

1302816
For the love of all that's holy, why?

1302983
Geez, I dunno. I think it's just imagining sweet innocent little bookish Twilight Sparkle as a rapacious carnivorous beast who would break into my home at night and pin me to the ground, her hot and foetid breath steaming my glasses as she dispassionately observed me, trying to ascertain the best angle to sink her teeth into my neck...

...shower. Need shower.

1302995
DUDE. TMI. PLEASE.

1302999
Well, you asked.

1303001
I most certainly did not. That was Skywriter.

1302995
Personally I'd be more concerned about the Pinkieraptor. She plays with her food.

1309523
Pinkieraptor loves to play "Pull the Tail Off the Pony".

And don't ask about her piñatas...

"You wanted to see me? To give me a test? I brought my own quills, and plenty of paper to show my work."

1302995
I'll just leave this here. Flutterex is clearly best tyrannosaurid.

1360194
Hang on a second … we have Fluttershy (pegasus) as a tyrannosaurid, Applejack (earth pony) as a sauropod, and Twilight (unicorn) as a dromaeosaurid. This … I could actually see this working. I am getting ideas.

1360209
But then what would alicorns (and, by extension, Miss Harshwhinny) be?

1360213
Still Miss Harshwhiny. She is equal if not superior to any dinosaur.

1360213
They would be the space aliens which killed the dinosaurs off.

Clearly our reality is a ponysaur AU in which Nightmare Asteroid won …