Does anyone have a copy of "Games Ponies Play" with the messed-up audio? I can't find it on YouTube.

726449
What, the one where it sounds like they're talking over a tin can telephone from the bottom of a swimming pool?

726451
Yes, that one. I want Miss Harshwhinny to sound like an evil robot. It is important to my headcanon. I hope they do not fix it.

726455
Important to your headcanon or to some weird fetishized conceptualization you have of Miss Harshwhinny?

726459
Really, the difference between "headcanon" and "sexual fetish" is a semantic one.

726460
Yeah, it's a semantic difference in that they mean totally different things.

726462
Okay, fine. The difference between "headcanon" and "sexual fetish" is a negligible one.

726463 Does she wear the negligible in the headcanon or in the sexual fetish?

726519
Robots do not wear negligibles.

DO YOUR HOMEWORK.

726524
Oh — right! The robots wear the semantics.

I'm sorry, I shouldn't post before coffee.

I wonder if robot Harshwhinny has a headcannon? Or at least a hoofcannon?

I already thought up the robot Harshwhinny idea, go make your own!

726690

She could have a cannoncaonnon for all we know.

727044
No, yours was a cyborg, half-robot. This is completely different.

726690
Why not both?

726690
Her new headcannon is my new headcanon.

Guys guys guys
Robo-Harshwhinny versus regular Harshwhinny. Who wins?

727078
Is this a cannon that fires other cannons? If yes, do the second cannons fire in flight? I estimate this would double the range.

726690 I was under the impression that a headcannon is a prerequisite requirement for the International Robotic Equestria Games Commitee...

Dafuq did I just read?
Also, Skywriter, are you actually two different people or what?

727975
We are all Skywriter.

728000 Ah.

727855

Whichever has a cannoncannon.

727975
I am very clearly the only person using this login. Why, did you have some reason to question that?

728098
Does it matter if one has it integrated into her head and one is holding it in a forehoof? I suspect it would, because regular Harshwhinny would be more easily disarmed than the fearsome Robo-Harshwhinny with cyber-integrated weapons on a techno-neural link. Advantage: Robo-Harshwhinny.

727876
Only for those ponies enrolled (or "uploaded", as the fearsome robots like to say) into the Head-Cannon Shoot event.

728903
I disagree. There is no way that Robo-Harshwhinny has as much heart as regular Harshwhinny. Gumption is the most powerful force in Equestria.

728907 understandable. I'm glad to have an expert on hand to explain these things.

728900 I apologise for my noob mistake.

729082
Hey, it's okay! Even Skywriter was a n00b at some point, and now just look at him. He's practically a grand elder statesman of this venerable, popular, and long-existing FiMFiction group.

728909
wait are we talking about guts gumption or are we talking about pluck gumption

because either way i'm pretty sure hw's disdain has got them both beat

729550
You guys are totally discounting the quality of Robo-Pluck.

729083 Thank you for your kind words, senpai!

728903

Yes. The headcanon headcannoncannon proves the strongest advantage.

729626
"Robo-Pluck" isn't a real quality.

729976
Um, I'm sorry? Shakespeare?

From The Merchant of Venice, 1596:

PORTIA: The quality of robotic pluck is not strain'd,
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
Upon the place beneath: it is twice blest;
It blesseth him that gives and him that takes:
'Tis mightiest in the mightiest: it becomes
The throned monarch better than his crown;
His sceptre shows the force of temporal power,
The attribute to awe and majesty,
Wherein doth sit the dread and fear of kings;
But robotic pluck is above this sceptred sway;
It is enthroned in the hearts of kings,
It is an attribute to God himself;
And earthly power doth then show likest God's
When robotic pluck seasons justice.

729982
can't find "the merchant of venice" on fimfic link plz

I'm just wondering if anyone found my YouTube video thing yet.

729990
Please stay on topic.

729991
But... but I'm the OP.

729987
Here you go.

729990
Here you go.

730693
thats not what i asked for

731077
Okay, I clicked on the link and I got some old guy reading "Beowulf". Typo?

729982
Meh, screw Shakespeare.

731357
Oh, yeah? You know who else wanted to screw Shakespeare? Mike Godwin.

731359
omg hawt

731359
What about a Godwin / Shakespeare / Harshwhinny threesome?

731361
...I'll be in my bunk.

731359
Who's Mike Godwin?