What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. :)

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What le fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little fag? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in le 9gag army, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 4chan, and I have over 300 confirmed memes. I am trained in meme warfare and I’m le top sniper in le entire Call of Duty armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another internet user. I will raid you le fuck out with precision le likes of which has never been seen before on this internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying shit about le 9gag army to me over le Internet? Think again, fag. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across le internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for le storm, maggot. Le storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call internet. You’re fucking dead, fag. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over nine thousand ways (xDD), and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking combat, but I have access to le entire arsenal of le 9gag army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off le face of le continent, you little fag. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” trolling was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking words. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying le price, you goddamn fag. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, fag. Le 9gag army is coming for you. XD

this page is for the lulz

I'm waiting for the inevitable person who doesn't get it to point out the "Gorilla warfare" mistake.

There's always somebody. Guaranteed.

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784310 Faggot or faggotry I don't mind, it's the 9-year-old Cawwadoody players who use the word non-stop that ruined just plain "fag."