Such a great news channel

866879 That's super old news

866882 That they broke up? Well, duh. I'm talking about how they blamed it on Obama. Or if that's what your talking about, then... woops

866887 This fox article is old news too

866909 Eh. I myself didn't see it till five minutes ago, so maybe someone will be surprised.

866915 Ah.

Okay, now I'm curious. Obama made MCR break up. I guess that means Bill Clinton killed Kurt Cobain, and Jack Kennedy ended the Mods.

Yes! Obviously Obama, the FUCKING PRESIDENT!, caused the death of our idols, OBVIOUSLY! 'MURIKA