I was born in a small town in urban Pennsylvania but only sixteen years ago.

And thus, there was much rejoicing:

[11/29/13 4:26:29 AM] Totes RaspingLeech: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY OF THE DAY YOUR FACE TOUCHED YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINA
[11/29/13 6:51:32 AM] Lemony Snickidar: goddammit

[11/29/13 6:54:11 AM] Lemony Snickidar: >wake up
[11/29/13 6:54:20 AM] Lemony Snickidar: >foot asleep
[11/29/13 6:54:24 AM] Lemony Snickidar: >have trouble walking
[11/29/13 6:54:31 AM] Lemony Snickidar: >don't care because birthday
[11/29/13 6:54:37 AM] Lemony Snickidar: >fall over cat
[11/29/13 6:54:40 AM] Lemony Snickidar: >wake up dad
[11/29/13 6:54:48 AM] Lemony Snickidar: >yells at me for 17 minutes
[11/29/13 6:55:08 AM] Lemony Snickidar: >"Oh, and happy birthday"
[11/29/13 6:55:13 AM] Lemony Snickidar: at least he remembered this year
[11/29/13 6:56:34 AM] Barata Doo: Pfft
[11/29/13 6:58:00 AM] Lemony Snickidar: my mom completely forgot though
[11/29/13 6:58:11 AM] Lemony Snickidar: and usually she does all this shit for everyone
[11/29/13 6:58:14 AM] Lemony Snickidar: oh well
[11/29/13 7:02:44 AM] Barata Doo: Barata Doo updated the group picture
[11/29/13 7:03:46 AM] Barata Doo: Barata Doo set topic to “/Broken Condom/ - Happy Accident Day!”

[11/29/13 7:10:14 AM] Winter Storm +Lyra+: On 11/29/13, at 8:59 AM, Lemony Snickidar wrote:
> [11/29/13 4:26:29 AM] Totes RaspingLeech: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY OF THE DAY YOUR FACE TOUCHED YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINA
> [11/29/13 6:51:32 AM] Lemony Snickidar: goddammit

On 11/29/13, at 8:58 AM, Lemony Snickidar wrote:
> my mom completely forgot though

On 11/29/13, at 8:55 AM, Lemony Snickidar wrote:
> at least he remembered this year

[11/29/13 7:09:45 AM] Winter Storm +Lyra+: This is so sad, yet so sweet in a twisted way.

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> [11/29/13 4:26:29 AM] Totes RaspingLeech: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY OF THE DAY YOUR FACE TOUCHED YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINA

this

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So you're 35 days older than me, apparently.

Happy birthday, dude!

2269965 Happy birthday, Lord. May there be much merrymaking and rejoicing in this church of faggotry and trolls. I hope we all catch herpes have fun.
Have a marvelous gay day!

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Eighty-three days older.
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Forty-eight days older.

I vaguely wonder if this will become a thing.

Enjoy your One Year Closer to Extinction party, and have some migraine.

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7 years and 8 days younger than me. Now I feel like an old fart.

2277173 it's okay
you are still my waifu

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I'll repeat my earlier expressed sentiment: happy bday.

Hooray for Skype, at least we won't forget lol.

2277294 hue

Sorry I'm late, fone took a shit.
Happy birthday you glorious old bastard!!!