We're Knights of the Technicolor Table,

We dance when ere we're able,

We do routines and chorus scenes

With footwork impeccable.

We dine well here in FIMfiction,

We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

We're Knights of the Technicolor Table,

Our show are formidable,

But many times, we're given rhymes

That are quite unsingable.

We're Opera mad in FIMfiction,

We sing from the diaphragm

a looooooot.

In war we're tough and able,

Quite indefatigable,

Between our quests we sequin vests,

And impersonate Clark Gable.

It's a busy life in FIMfiction,

I have to push the pram for diction a lot.

On second thought, let's not go to FIMfiction. 'Tis a silly place...