373369 I'm glad I don't play Minecraft, because then I'd be expected to build massive things like that.

373373 Your not expected to build massive things, it just that creative mode makes it easy to build things like it. But good news is that I will probably have a new labtop by the end of next week. Now if only At&t or Charter would move out their high speed a little farther and I would be content with my home life.

373382 Congrats on the laptop, and good luck with the high-speed. (Internet, not car chase. High-speed car chases are usually bad.)

373385 Yeah, I don't plan on losing drivers license before I can drive by myself. And with this new labtop I will finally be able to keep a folder of all the episodes. I can't wait.

373396 Huzzah! (Short response is short)

373126
Ahh buck you all for maki.g massive amounts of posts while i must work

374778 I didn't mean right then. I meant schedule one for once, we will probably need to make an extra Misc. thread or two. Also I didn't mean to make so many posts with Aimbot at first I was just being nostalgic, it feels like its been more then a few weeks since I joined.

Sarcasm dude

Sarcasn, how could you let me down.
374808

375231>>373403 I'm sorry Magistrate Sparkle but foul magic is preventing me from coming to your aid effectively. I will put our entire magic research division on the task of overcoming this magic, so we can aid you better.

375974 HOLY CRAP THAT'S AWESOME. Nonetheless, frustrating...

yes, we need to study more so we can break the magical barriers...

376003 Yes, extremely frustrating. *Looks around command center of the Hydra class battleship H.C.S. Awesome (Rainbow Dash named it. The name is formerly in a state of review with a possible change in mind.) "Some one bring me those reports from the front, I need to know what the republic is doing" Returns to monitor* I will report back if I make any progress. *looks off screen, "Some one find general Stryker, I need to brief him immediately." Looks back to screen* General Wheat, out.

376033 (Is that battleship water based or air based?)

*Walks in*

Somepony send for me?

376123 Ahh, Stryker. We have a situation with Magistrate Sparkle. I've already briefed Aimbot. I want your opinion on the situation. (Can be both, predominantly hovers over Harmonic Council capital. Thats if we decide to go with a more futuristic Equestria.)

376135 (Oh yea, btw I'm using crappy dial-up at the moment so you're going to have to fill me in on what that link is.)

Must nag my mom to upgrade internet.

376136 (must get Timelord sonic techonlogy to increase speed of own internet then send to Stryker) Some spy got to Twilight and sent her to QWOP. We need to mobilize all Magic R&D agents to counter this foul magic so we can mount a proper rescue.

376139 (Just curious, but who thought of this whole situation? I scrolled up and it seems rather out-of-the-blue. Or is this just a little roleplay for the hell of it?)

WHAT?! How did this happen?! Where were the Guard?! How did a spy get past our intelligence sections?! Have the other magistrates been notified?! I want a full report, IMMEDIATELY!

376142 ( What Situation?) The other Magistrates have been secured in the officer quarters on the ship. It is unknown how the spy got past the guard. All of the guard is accounted for, so force wasn't used. All secondly personal are also accounted for. We most likely won't know what happened until we can get Twilight back.

376147 (This whole "Twilight in QWOP" situation. Is this just a bit of roleplay?)

Where was she when the spy got to her? Did we catch that spy? How did he get past the guardsponies we have stationed around the magistrates around the clock?

376155 ( It was on EQD, I decided to be dramatic with it, AimBot responded, thought of putting scenery in. Sorry sudden internet slow had me restart my computer when I was almost down with original post. I think AimBot could make a random fic based off of this.) I think I already established that we didn't catch the spy yet. He may still be here, We will need to go though all the stories of the guards and those that they saw interact with the Magistrates that day.

:twilightoops>>376185
What the hay is going on here

376602 Ahh, BronyRex. (Welcome to the H.C.S. Awesome?) We need to get you briefed.

376708
Pray do tell what is going on here

376748 *Hands folder* Wheres what we have so far. (in other words read the posts above)

376782
THIS IS MADNESS!

376862 We need to mobilize our Magic research divisions immediately. Also I suggest moving the Awesome from over the city, and to a more isolated location. I have also already spoken with Magistrates Applejack and Pinkie Pie, they've authorized use of "advenced methods" to find the spy.

376155>>376862>>376003 So did anyone succeed in breaking the magical barriers?

( Also BronyRex. Madness? This Is Sparta! Sorry I had to. )

377332 Yup, I used a needle. Popped it like a balloon.

377337 A.....Needle? Really?! I had all the Magical R&D divisions drop all other projects to work on this, and a needle is able to break the barriers.

377332
Lol>>377342
The best solutions are usually the simplest.

On an off note, i have a date with real life girl later tgis week

377419 Good for you.

377419>>377337>>376003 Okay, I am calling an end to the alert, and returning the Awesome to its stand-by station. (name suggestions appreciated, or it can stay as Awesome, RD might just name a ship that.) Stryker, you can return to your Command Center if you wish or for convenience you can stay on the Awesome. AimBot, keep up the good writing. BronyRex go make sure everything is ready for that date.

377472...

Speaking of writing... I just came up with an amazing idea that may rival Alteration. But never mind that now. I'm glad I've at least been acknowledged.

377477>>377477lololiloloooooooooooooooooooooooool

377483>>377483>>377483

Y U REPLY TO ME TWICE?

377486
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

377477 Is it about.......... You know what I have no idea. Also when have I ever ignored you?
Good pic by the way. We still have to meet up when the UBR is founded.

377495
UBR?

377495>>377489 Wheat, my fine Major, you've never ignored me. I just like being involved in things. Involved with people! Through the internet! What's the UBR? And BronyRex... Don't start this crap again. Really. Don't. Just...

DON'T.

377499>>377499
But i want to open a portal to equestria through fimfic by breaking the internet here

377503>>377503 Stop replying to me twice! I keep thinking Wheat has responded too, damn it! And no! If we do that, then everypony'll get in. Remember, we have to be careful about who we bring.

377496 Its something from the blog where me and AimBot met. 377486 I have to try and figure out whose blog that was so I can see if its still there.

377506
I thinl the council is good for entry377506>>377506>>377506>>377506>>377506>>377506>>377506>>377506>>377506>>377506>>377506>>377506

377510 JESUS H. CHRIST! STOP IT. STOP IT. JUST STOP.

377509 Possiblydominator maybe? Or perhaps it was Crowley... Maybe iloveportalz0r... I don't know.

377514
Sorry
My inner pinkamena came out for abit to play

377515 *Cough cough* That's what she said.

377509 Remember that game?

377517
Hey you know how my inner pinkamen like to play. He has killed the internet on multiple occasions

377522 And I'd prefer if he KNOCKED IT THE BUCK OFF. Until we figure out our plans, I'd like to keep my internet in one piece.

377517 Yes, and I don't really feel like paying it again, I have to compare who we're watching and see if they have the blog still. Will post link if still there.

377527
Hey, i sont control him. Hes started by late night delayed sugar rushes