You know, no matter how well you can write Discord, you will never convey true chaos if you only rely on your own imagination. If you can't expect yourself to be completely unpredictably then how are you going to make your Discord truly chaotic?

That's what this thread is for! Simply post a completely off the wall action that you think Discord would do.

I'll go first!

Discord communicating through a stick puppet of himself, which is itself pulling the strings of a marionette of Discord.

912086 Eating a pizza flavored light bulb.

912086 Hum... looking at wallpaper, which proceeds to shriek and jump out of the window? Meanwhile Discord has decided to play maracas.

Watching dry paint wet itself before forming a blob monster, which Discord then drinks with a squiggly straw.

Discord helps to end a war, but then starts another causing chaos to flow out from the planet and infect other races in which he overthrows the ponies, changelings, ect with his numerous armies of madness. And in the end, decides he hates the dimension and gets rid of it, leaving the royal sisters and Twilight there. He then brings everything back and fights himself, saving everything from himself.

912086
I like that idea. Playing puppet-master for himself.

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How about making giving Derpy his powers and let her go berserk on Ponyville?

And leaving her un-corrupted!

*Dons moonglasses, to protect his eyes from the darkness, then proceeds to announce that he "Holds all the cards" before summoning a deck cards and revealing them all to be jokers. Makes a quip about "Discarding harmony" before proceeding to throw the cards at the mane six and disappearing. The cards smell like purple.*