Traversing the Equestrian Wasteland, Flash- a pegasus with no memory of her past, finds herself in the middle of a possible war between ancient powers and the ponies of the Wastes. Somehow- everything revolves around what she can't seem to recall.
I was standing in the center of the small shop, glancing nervously at the mare who was circling me, inspecting every inch of me, pulling at my wings, prodding me, all the while with this weird-ass smile on her face. “So? Where are you from? What were you doing on the highway? How did you manage to get so poisoned?” She asked all in rapid succession. “Oh!! I should get samples of your blood, and send it to Ditzy Doo so she can add it to the DireWolf Chapter in the Survival Guide!”
This mares reminds me a lot of Pinkie Pie!