Writing from the Hospital · 3:47pm Jun 27th, 2022
So, I'm in the hospital right now. Don't worry, I'm not suicidal, this isn't a mental hospital. I will admit this wasn't one of my best ideas, but I got in a fight with a snake. It was going well, until I realized it was a Burmese python. It wrapped itself around my arm for so long I started to lose feeling in it completely. When I was admitted to the hospital, I also had a lot of snake bites, and while a Burmese python isn't venomous, I'm taking lots of anti-biotics so I don't get a bacterial infection. Like I said, not my best idea. Steve Irwin made it seem so easy.
Dude, prone idiotic actions is my department. Not your's.
Get better soon.
I wish you a speedy recovery, man.
Pleasebdont fight with snakes anymore sir
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Meh, I've done stuff stupider than this. Never use poison ivy as toilet paper in an outhouse
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That's nothing. I went into a camping restroom filled with spiders when I was a kid.