Dungeon games? Yeah, they're a good way to waste a few hours. The trick is to know the map and plan appropriately. Of course, it doesn't matter if you get beaten. You revise your plan for that map and do a bit better next time. Man, it'd really suck to wake up as a dungeon heart in a fantasy world you know nothing about, barely able to even work out how to control your dungeon. Lucky that wouldn't happen to anybody, huh? What with only having one chance at getting things right, you'd have to plan extra-defensive.
5667920 “Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Underground Testing Facility. To ensure the quality of both your dungeoneering experience and our data collection, please proceed on the indicated route to the Aperture Science Fortified Capture Gel. Thank you, and enjoy your stay.”
Yay another chapter
Ah. Looks like that "kill a party" quest may be guiltlessly doable after all. No one expects the science dungeon.
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Of course, they could always use
victimstest subjects.5667920
“Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Underground Testing Facility. To ensure the quality of both your dungeoneering experience and our data collection, please proceed on the indicated route to the Aperture Science Fortified Capture Gel. Thank you, and enjoy your stay.”
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"Aperture Science Capture Gel - now fortified with 11 vitamins and minerals."
Sure sounds like something Aperture would do.