EQUESTRIAN AGE - Clip 3: Pinkie Pie and Two Angry Dragons

Two Dragons were standing around staring at a pile of gems, which is their salad.

One Dragon is medium-sized and has yellowish-orange scales and reddish-brown spines on its back. It also appears to have a huge horn on the top of its nose, resembling a hammer.

The second Dragon is a little larger and has grayish-brown scales and tan spines on his back. Instead of a horn, this dragon has a lumpy mass on his nose making him look like a dragon version of a Pachyrhinosaurus.

“I can’t believe it, fresh colorful gems. Lightning Shocker, where did you ever?” the Hammer-horned Dragon asked.

Lightning Shocker, the Pachyrhinosaurus-like Dragon laughed wildly and said “Go ahead, dig in,”.

The Hammer-horned Dragon, Fire Breather, spotted something on top of the gem salad that appealed to his eyes.

“A Gem Dandelion! I thought the frost wiped them all out,” Fire Breather said with a smile.

“All but one,” Lightning Shocker said, cheerfully.

The two Dragons were about to dig in until Pinkie stepped on their salad and starts cleaning her hoof with it.

“Oh, this is so nasty, this is!” Pinkie muttered as she keeps cleaning her hoof with the salad.

The two Dragons gasped as the raspberry Earth Pony used their salad to clean her hooves.

“Oh, yuck! This is definitely not my day. I mean you know what I’m saying, buddy?” Pinkie asked as she holds onto Lighting Shocker’s boss nose for support and uses her front hoof to get rid of a crystal full of gunk off her back foot.

“Oh, what a mess! Hey, you Dragons, did you know that you guys not only breathe fire but also bombs and other elements? It’s just a fact, no offense,” Pinkie said as she kicks some tiny droplets of gunk onto Fire Breathers’ face, much to the Dragons’ displeasure.

But Pinkie Pie stopped when her hoof was cleaned and let go of Lighting Shocker’s boss as she said “Well, you Dragons probably don’t even know what I’m talking about, anyway,”.

Pinkie laughed while Lightning Shocker growled at the comment Pinkie made.

”Oh, yummo!” Pinkie said as she grabs the dandelion off a clean gem of the salad, Lightning Shocker gasped.

“A gem dandelion, one of the rarest dandelions of all. Ooooh, and it looks like this one might be the last one this season,” Pinkie announced as she popped the dandelion into her mouth and chewed.

Lightning Shocker’s face burned in anger as he growled “Fire Breather,”.

“Easy, Lightning Shocker,” Fire Breather replied.

“She ruined our salad!” Lightning Shocker growled, emphasizing ruined to get the Earth Ponies’ attention.

It did get Pinkie’s attention as the two Dragons looked at Pinkie Pie with angry death glares and Pinkie looked down on the piles of gems and then at the Dragons.

“Oh, I’m so sorry. That was my mistake. Lemme just-,” Pinkie said, stammering like a fool as she backs away from the two Dragons as they started walking towards her menacingly.

Pinkie then tripped over a log and said, still stammering “No, no. Seriously I Pinkie Promise, just let me take care of this. I will-,”.

Pinkie looks next to herself and saw some pinecones.

“But heeeeey, what tasty treat is this? No way…Pinecones! Oh, my goodness they’re my favorite kind of treats of all time,” Pinkie said, grabbing a pinecone as she then bites into it.

It was a little stale, but it was the risk that Pinkie has to take.

“Mmmm, delicious. Ow! I mean that’s uh…Good eating!” Pinkie said, making a crunching noise each time as she bites really hard and smiled weakly.

Then Pinkie approached Fire Breather and stuffed the remains of her pinecone into his mouth as she moves his jaws up and down to make the Dragon eat it and said “But I can’t haul them all up to myself! Here you have some Pinecones! Isn’t it?”.

Fire Breather only growled at Pinkie as the raspberry Pony said “Bon-Appetit-To!”.

And she ran off.

“Now?” Lightning Shocker asked, anxious to fly after her.

Fire Breather waited and watched till Pinkie Pie was far enough fleeing in terror.

“NOW!” Fire Breather shouted as the two Dragons chased after her and took to the air.

Pinkie screamed at the top of her lungs as she ran with all she is worth with the Dragons getting near her. Pinkie ran towards the cliff as she blindly hits a pale, light grayish mulberry object because she wasn’t watching where she was going and bounced off of it and onto the ground.

The object was the Alicorn from earlier, as she turned around and looked at Pinkie with a glare and said “Hey!”.

Pinkie thought for a second and then got up and bounced back to the Alicorns’ leg as she said “Just pretend that I’m not here,”.

The Alicorn turned around to see the two Dragons heading towards her as they stopped.

“Man, I want to swipe her up at full speed,” Lightning Shocker whined.

“That’s okay, Lightning. We’ll have some fun with her,” Fire Breather said, turning to Lighting Shocker as Pinkie hid underneath the Alicorn, shaking under the tall pony.

“Don’t let them burn me! Please! I want to live!” Pinkie begged as she holds onto the Alicorns foreleg.

“Get off me, weirdo!” the Alicorn said, shaking Pinkie off her foreleg.

“Oh, come on. You’re making a scene,” Fire Breather said, trying to persuade the Alicorn to give Pinkie over to him and Lightning Shock.

“Yes, ma’am we’ll just take our poofy-maned pink pinata and go if you don’t mind,” Lighting Shocker said.

“Hey, Pink Pony. If it’s not them today, then it’s someone else tomorrow,” the Alicorn said, turning to Pinkie Pie, who is hiding behind her hind legs.

“Well, I rather it not be today, okay?” Pinkie Pie said.

“Look, we’re gonna give her a haircut and she won’t feel a thing. How’s that?” Fire Breather said as Lightning Shocker nodded.

“Hey, wait a minute. I’m pretty sure my books said that Dragons are usually gem-eaters?” the Alicorn asked as she raised an eyebrow at the flying Dragons.

“That’s an excellent point!” Pinkie said, showing her hoof out.

“Zip it!” the Alicorn ordered as Pinkie retracted her hoof back.

“Who says we’re gonna eat her after we burn her?” Fire Breather asked.

“Yeah, come on, move it,” Lightning Shocker said, shooing the Alicorn away with his hand.

But the Alicorn glared at them and quickly has made up her mind as she said with a hint of disgust in her voice, “You know, I don’t like creatures who kill others for pleasure,”.

“Save it for a pony that cares,” Fire Breather said as he and Lightning Shocker glared back.

“Um, I’m a pony that cares,” Pinkie Pie said, raising a hoof.

The Alicorn looked at Pinkie Pie and then started to come up with a plan as she already has one. It is a long shot though, hopefully, these two Dragons weren’t smart enough to figure out the painfully oblivious.

“Okay, look, if either of you two can make it without touching that sinkhole in front of ya, you get the Earth Pony,” the Alicorn said, facing Lightning Shocker and Fire Breather.

Fire Breather and Lightning Shocker gasped as they looked at the sinkhole in front of them nervously and then looked at each other. They wouldn’t be able to get to Pinkie Pie without touching it, even if they fly over it.

Pinkie jumped out as she grabbed a rock and said “That’s right, hotheads! Try to get to me and you’re dead!”.

Pinkie then threw the rock into the sinkhole to prove her point as the Alicorns’ eyes widen. Strangely, the rock didn’t sink, revealing that it wasn’t a sinkhole at all! Fire Breather and Lighting Shocker smiled sadistically at the rock and then smirked at Pinkie Pie.

“You were bluffing, huh?” Pinkie asked, nervously.

“Yup, that was a bluff,” the Alicorn replied with a nod.

Pinkie took two steps back and then runs behind the Alicorn.

“GET HER!” the Dragons yelled as they fly towards the Alicorn.

The Alicorn saw them coming but she stood her ground and activates her horn as she glares at them. As the Dragons were near, the Alicorn used her magic to make a magic shield appear as the Dragons bumped into it but as the Alicorn stood her ground, the two Dragons started pushing her back with more strength as they try pushing her over the edge.

Pinkie looked behind herself and saw how close she was to the cliff and screamed as she grabbed the Alicorns leg. But then Pinkie no longer felt solid round as she looked down and saw how far the cliff goes, she screamed louder.

Gritting her teeth, the Alicorn took control and started pushing the Dragons back with her shield and her pure Alicorn strength, the one thing that the Dragons lack. The Alicorn then tossed them into the air as the two Dragons landed on the ground with a thump. Lighting Shocker landed on his side while Fire Breather landed on his chest with his tail in the air.

“WHOO-HOO!” Pinkie cheered, but then she screamed again as she ran back to the Alicorn.

Fire Breather and Lightning Shocker flew down towards them from both sides readying their fire and electric breath. But the Alicorn was quick to fly towards them too as she flew towards Fire Breather, leaving Pinkie Pie unprotected. As Fire Breather was about to fire at Pinkie, the Alicorn snagged his horn with her magic and tossed him into the air screaming.

Pinkie watched as Fire Breather landed on the ground with a thump hard enough to make her flinch.

Then Pinkie noticed Lighting Shocker flying towards her ready to electrocute her as Pinkie screamed. But before Lightning Shocker could harm her, he found himself being lifted by the Alicorns’ magic and, with little effort, tossed the Dragon into the air.

Fire Breather was laying on the ground until he noticed something familiar.

“A Gem Dandelion?” He asked until, however, Lightning Shocker landed on top of the dandelion and on top of Fire Breather.

“WHOO-HOO! You did it! You did it!” Pinkie shouted as she jumped onto the Alicorns’ face, catching her by surprise.

The Alicorn, who wasn’t expecting Pinkie to do that, tripped backward and fall against the ledge of the cliff with Pinkie on her face as she said “Wh-What?”.

Then the Alicorn and Pinkie Pie fall down the cliff as Pinkie screams all the way down.