Villain Dialogue #4: The Clowny Judge · 5:21pm Nov 2nd, 2021
Judge Claude Frollo walks across the balcony, witnessing Paris burning below him while people are screaming in terror from the flames*
FROLLO: All those wretched gypsies will be exterminated once and for all. All their sins will no longer taint beloved Paris. God will finally be glorified.
*The cruel judge smirks as he sees their faces of horror as some of them fell down and were consumed by the inferno. He then walks away and enters into his chambers.*
FROLLO: Time to get some sleep. Plenty of work to do tomorrow.
*As he took off his attire and dressed himself in his bed robe, he heard loud footsteps from the hallway. He turns to look for the source of the noise, but he found no one in the hall. Suddenly, all the lamps in his home were quenched which darkened his home. Even his fireplace was extinguished.*
FROLLO: What is this? Guards?!
*Silence filled the house. Frollo instantly grabbed his sword and anxiously looked around to see any intruder coming by. At that moment, a terrifying laughter filled every room. It shook Frollo as he never heard that type of laughter before.*
FROLLO: God protect me! *As he turns around, he sees a clown with a sinister smirk, green hair, purple formal attire, black lips, and yellow eyes.*
JOKER: Knock, knock!
*Frollo stares at him in shock*
JOKER: You’re supposed to say “Who’s there?”!
FROLLO: What kind of foolishness is this?! You dare break into my home?! How did you get past my guards?!
JOKER: Well, let’s say that they were... happy to let me in. And no need for fear. I’m only a friend here to talk. (giggles)
FROLLO: You’re no friend of mine! I don’t even know who you are! What is a disgusting clown like you doing here?!
JOKER: To see the fireworks of course! You know everyone loves the fireworks every Fourth of July! In fact, I think you’ve done a splendid job showing those poor folks who’s boss!
FROLLO: What are you talking about?
JOKER: The evil things you’re doing to those “gypsies” you ramble so much about. I mean, no villain has ever managed to commit genocide like this before.... especially over a girl.
*Frollo widens his eyes in surprise*
FROLLO: How do you know that? I mean—that’s ridiculous! I am only doing this in God’s righteous name! Those sinners must be cleansed from Paris for all their wickedness!
*Joker then frowns at him*
JOKER: You’re one of those people, eh? They use religion as a means to oppress others and stomp on those who dare speak out against them. The way I see it, they are the worst villains to exist.... even worse than me!
FROLLO: I AM NOT A VILLAIN! I am pure and just!
JOKER: That’s what a lot of criminals say. You? You lust after a girl who is way younger than you, burn half of the city to the ground, torture men who disobey you, lock up a boy for twenty years to indoctrinate him with your vile beliefs, and sing “hellfire” for God knows how long that will make fangirls squirm. Face it, old man. You. Are. A. Villain. *walks towards Frollo menacingly*
FROLLO: How can you possibly know all this?! Who are you?! *stumbles on the floor in horror*
JOKER: Your worst nightmare.
*He then sprays him with Joker gas. Frollo violently coughs from the gas until he involuntarily starts to laugh too.*
JOKER: Laugh it up, old timer. Laugh. Let it all out.
*Joker walks to the balcony and sees the fire rampaging throughout Paris. He smiles as he sees it unfold.*
JOKER: Too bad Batsy isn’t here to see it! By the time I get what I need here, Gotham will soon share the same fate. Now, where is that hunchback fellow? He could very well be my new apprentice. HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Nice job.
Can the next one have Thanos in it?
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Sure!
Nice, really cool
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Ok, that´s one hell of a sadic line.