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Wisdom Thumbs


I don't have a muse, I have a mule. Early-onset arthritis in both thumbs inspired the handle. If you like pencil art, czech out my DeviantArt page. http://wisdom-thumbs.deviantart.com/

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  • 103 weeks
    Going strong, FIMfiction.

    It's strange, but I've been active/semi-active on this site for over eleven years. That's twice as long as I puttered about on Fanfiction.net, where this username/gamertag evolved from a pompous mouthful that included the words "Great" and "of." :trixieshiftright: It's even stranger to think that I've been reading and writing fanfiction for eighteen years, starting on sites like Gametalk. I

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  • 133 weeks
    Requesting a proofreader, & "The Last Duel"

    I'm writing a short story collection that bridges MLP:FiM and DnD lore. It's surprisingly simple in concept, but broad in scope, because it's a total rewrite of Swordpony. The most important changes:Spike's egg is the focus, and Grogar is the villain, not some unnamed deer god of death. I daresay you'll find it fits DnD mythos to a tee, to the point that you might question: Did

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  • 136 weeks
    New Generation is surprisingly good

    When a Netflix movie about my little ponies has more nuance and insight than most of Earth's professional journalists... Maybe that's not saying much, but it does give a little hope. I especially liked the interplay between g4 lore and g5 lore. That's good mystery.

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  • 192 weeks
    In Pursuit

    That's the title.

    A short series of chapters featuring Zephyr Breeze's rise from ignominy to physical fitness, a place in the Wonderbolts, his fall from grace, and then his pursuit of wing and wind sciences as RD's attache/fiance.

    Someone chose not to write this. Are you thankful, or forlorn?

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  • 220 weeks
    Crafty's Footwork

    Horses are not naturally left-footed or right-footed. One front foot must land before the other, and horses choose which foot comes first. The faster a horse moves, the easier they can change leads. It's a little counter-intuitive, and hard to recognize in videos. They naturally have four movement speeds, called "gaits." Many so-called experts mistakenly call these *three gaits.*

    Walk

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Oct
31st
2011

All Around the Internet · 6:30am Oct 31st, 2011

I'm writing a fanfiction, drawing comics, and getting so excited I might just EXPLODE!

AND THEN EXPLODE AGAIN!!!

My god, I haven't joined up on a fanfiction site in... well, years. Not since Fanfiction.net way back in the day. And now here I am, joining FIMfiction and getting all geared up to enjoy every minute of it.

A word on who I am, in more detail than my blog covers, so that those interested can get a better feel for me once I start posting here.

I farm in Texas, and I'm a Senior in High School. I drive tractors, and despite never picking fights I've beat the snot out of almost all the guys in my class at least once in their lifetimes. When I play videogames, I play videogames to have fun and kick ass. Gears of War 3 and Dark Souls are my forte. My avatars are made by me, often taken from comics or other works I've drawn.

My Little Pony: FiM kicked my drug habit. I used to smoke marijuana quite regularly, and without Ponies I'd still be doping it up.

You can find me all around the internet by Googling "Wisdom Thumbs," my deviantArt account is "majorfreddy" for anybody that does DA. I'm pretty prolific.

But most importantly:

I am the laziest ass guy on the planet. Instead of doing homework, I think "I'll watch some Ponies" and then I just read some Pony comics and take a nap instead.

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