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Connorcooper


“SCOTTLAND FOREVER!” -SCP 9999

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  • Friday
    Random question

    So on displaced stories on this site there is usually have a MC meet the Merchant (RE4) in a cosplay convention or in purgatory.

    Sometimes the Merchant isn’t always the Resident Evil 4 Merchant some are the Duke, Sony merchant, and I read once with Xur (destiny) as a merchant.

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    10 comments · 100 views
  • 1 week
    Just my luck

    So I had this story written on Wattpad called: ‘All night long’ it was basically a Fnaf fanfiction of a fanfiction of a fanfiction. Along with aiming to be a wholesome romcom story!

    I has at least 3k words written down on it and it, did some hard work to make it happen. Along with a custom cover, a story where it would be nothing but wholesomeness and jokes.

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    5 comments · 160 views
  • 3 weeks
    What a call back.

    So… if you guys aren’t aware I have a wattpad account (Jack2the7ripper) and it underwent what is commonly known as a community update but what it really is, is a purge: basically order 66.

    The site does this to everyone but their paid stories.

    Some of my buddies where affected as was I.

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    3 comments · 171 views
  • 4 weeks
    It happened... (IMPORTANT! FOR STORIES UPDATES!)

    On Thursday of last week, I was officially terminated from my job at IT, which is ironic seeing how I was fired but not fired the previous Thursday.

    I have a few ideas why I wasn't but I can't be certain.

    However the new hire wasn't all that bad at first, but after the first few days with him, it was clear that I was to be termed.

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    6 comments · 190 views
  • 5 weeks
    This is a sinking ship

    Soooo… I had to take a minute to cool off because of what Happened on Thursday.

    As some of you know my boss (currently) is a bit of a narcissist who think he’s the smartest guy in the room. This being the same guy who kicked though a wall because of some minor detail.

    So recently, I have been blamed over things not in my control.

    Example:

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    8 comments · 198 views
Aug
24th
2021

Just noticed something · 6:30pm Aug 24th, 2021

Don't worry this isn't me going on a rant about SCP-1471 this is something I noticed about another SCP who is quite famous alongside the scarlet king.

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Alright...

So I just finished watching that SCP who is an Immortal H*tler video that can feel even worse pain than normal humans.

(Which I kinda want to punch him if I ever worked for the foundation since the 05 council actually allows the staff to punch him once a day)

Besides that here is what I noticed just now.

Alright so in the SCP mythos.

So there is this deity called 'the broken god' whose name is 'Mekhane' who is a forgotten greek god or something (but his name is a play on the word Mechane which greek crane device for theatre) .

In a nutshell, he's a god of machines and human progress which at first you might be thinking: 'oh so he's the SCP-verse version of the Warhammer 40k machine god big deal?'

Actually no...

See this 'machine god' has many titles one of them being.

'Lord of iron'

But it gets better, see he doesn't just share that title with a certain primarch of the iron warriors, he also has the same goals in mind of leading humanity into a technological utopia which perturabo had the same goal in mind when Fuilgrim looked into the iron lord's mind.

See the connections?

Along with that we have never seen Perturabo's daemon prince form before out of all the traitors Primarchs... Well... Official GW artwork or any text describing the iron warrior's father!

And my final argument is that Mekhane is always depicted wielding a hammer and it just so happened that Perturabo carries around a hammer called forgebreaker.

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Let that all take root.

Ontop of that why isn't there any Mekhane SCP-001 when day breaks story?

I'm so confused on that part.

Eh, maybe we'll see one in the far future that isn't based off that Minecraft series.

They sugar-coated and left a few things out! GOOD GOD! Now that series is trying to make Siren head and long horse SCPs!

This wouldn't bug me but it does since they call it 'OFFICAL' SCP documents.

Really?

Eh, whatever they are too popular to have anything done about them now.

Also...

Remember when I said this wasn't a rant about SCP-1471?

Well...

I kinda lied:

(SCP-1471 is most likely the most loyal SCP to the mythos, say if you were SCP-3001 AKA the red reality? Well Malo would be with you though the entire process at your side. Or say if the SCP-001 event known as 'when day breaks' and your are just a lone human survivor in a dark bunker alone with a lifetime of food, water, and supplies... Malo will be at your side to keep you company maybe pass the time playing video games or trying out new things? Sorry couldn't help myself)

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Comments ( 7 )

I wasn't aware of SCP-1471 until you began to post about it and I have to say that it is starting to become one of my favorites of the SCP's. The fact that the internet has managed to turn what was meant to be a horrifying entity that haunts you, into the "furry skull girlfriend that will never leave you", is hilarious. I'm 100% certain that this is not what the original creator for SCP-1471 had planned.

5573509

Well SCP-1471 was a social app for lonely guys and gals

5573511

this isn't true there was a SCP-1471 called a she

Ripped from the official site itself:

Sara was ecstatic after that, and assured me that I wouldn't regret it while showing me some of her own pictures. She only had three so far: one at her office, one at the park, and another on the road we lived on, each picture containing her own clearly visible entity. I must have looked nervous or something, because she suggested that I name mine like she did with her 'Cassandra'. I thought about it for a bit.

5573514
Maybe it's gender changes to fit the users preference?

5573520

That's what I believe

SCP-1471 forever!

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