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Iredwolf


Why live and work for a piece of paper and handshake? Warlord and Mercs sound better.

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Jun
28th
2021

small taco · 11:36pm Jun 28th, 2021

1 week before the crash...

“Alright! which one of you guys snuck into my room at night and put me in this!” Ramirez said sternly.

in front of her are Hero, Melody, and Griff who are trying their best to not burst into laughter. apparently, somepony had snuck into her room at night and put her in a taco costume with ‘small angry taco’ written on the side.

“you guys think it's bucking funny huh? breaking into my room while I’m sleeping and putting me in this suit!?”

Griff was the first one to break, laughing at her “to be fair you had it coming!”

then Hero “ha! small angry taco!”

and finally, Melody “it's funny and cute!”

“stop it! stop laughing! I am not small and I am not a taco!” she said, stomping her hoof in anger.

“says the one wearing the taco costume!”

“true there!”

“Mhm!”

“this can't get any worse...” Ramirez said as she used her hooves to cover up her face (which is now red from her blushing heavily)

“Oh, it can!” Griff said with a smirk as he turned and looked at both Hero and Melody before nodding, they both followed “Lets do it!”

“do what? w-what are you doing? why are you guys nodding at each other?”

“one”

“two”

“three!”

“Why are you guys-” Ramirez couldn’t finish her sentence as she was cut off by them shouting:

“Small Angry Taco!”

“Hmph, you guys are the worst...”


I was gonna make this early in the day but uh...something stopped me from my plans, at least its here now

Report Iredwolf · 168 views · #Ramirez #Hero #Griff #Melody
Comments ( 80 )

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5542898
“I am not a taco!” *tries to take it off*

5542903
“shut up and help me take this thing off!”

5542909
“w-what!? why not!” *blushes*

5542911
“Please help and take it off!”

5542916
“but I dont wanna be in this taco costume!”

5542918
*breaks the zipper* “oh no...”

5542929
“I dont like wearing a taco suit in public! it's embarrassing!”

5542935
*sits down* “Hmph...I’ll get my revenge...”

5542941
“actually” *takes out a cheesecake and eats it in front of her* “I got a lot but...It seems I don't have anyone to share it with”

5542952
*gives her a slice* “ez”

5542954
Heh...it's your new halloween costume now though *eats the cheesecake*

5542959
*laughs a bit* “I guess...but I still wanna know who put me in it”

5542964
“hmmmmm...”

5542994
“Nah...he’s not the pranking type...maybe griff? that or you”

5543000
“confess” *eats another slice of cheesecake in front of her*

5543005
“prove it” *eats another one*

5543011
I-I was in my room!

5543016
“hmmmmm...” *takes out the last one* “looks like I’m down to the last”

5543019
O-Okay, fine! I'll say I did it, just gimmie!

5543023
*gives it to her* “fine...but I will sneak attack you with tickles!”

5543028
*giggles* “you’re the best”

5545851
Okay, I think that’s enough embarrassment for Ramirez.

5545855
I’m pretty sure there's gonna be more

I mean, I made a joke about her being in a wheelchair

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5545862
heheheh

hey mels, want me to repeat the joke I told you?

5545865
“I literally said stop. It’s getting on my nerves.”

5545867
lol

ima send that bug into the darkness again

5545868
what not? *smirks*

5545869
Aw, come on, she doesn’t deserve it

5545873
I guess

I mean, both her parents are dead (she never knew who her mother is and her father is abusive which is me)

5545876
That and three of her friends just seem to only mock her at her expense.

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