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Question of the Week#13 · 3:38am Jun 21st, 2021
First off, let me say that I am SO sorry that I forgot to post a question last week. I was at a family camp with no signal and I got a really bad sunburn (my body still hurts) and kind of just forgot about it.
So here is a question for this week. If you're favorite pony from MLP was a serial killer, what would their signature weapon be?
I don't know why I came up with this question, but it's a question so who cares. 
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If you've ever seen me around "best pony" conversations, you'd remember that I very pointedly don't have a favorite pony. The method by which I have a serious answer to "best pony" despite that is why you'd remember it.
5538645 I'm not talking about best pony (no such thing exists... technically...), merely your favorite pony, perhaps even your pony waifu. Then I guess just pick a pony you like (or just a random pony from the show) and tell us what you think would be the weapon they'd use if they were a serial killer.
Lyra Heartstrings.
She hides a small arsenal of curved blades, garrote wire, and darts in her chosen instrument.
Her signature move is to utter a terrible pun into the ear of her victims just before they expire.
“Sorry, I won’t be stringing you along any longer.”
“You knew I was treble, didn’t you?”
“What is the musical part of a snake? The scales.”
Luna. Weapon of choice: her victims' mind and nightmares.
"There is nothing to fear, but fear itself."
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Ah, you haven't seen me in those discussions, then. To make a long story short, I combine the actual target audience with what IIRC is an Einstein quote to say that "best pony" has way less to do with how much adult men like them than we like to pretend. (Ponyest pony is best pony, and that's clearly Fluttershy)
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Now wouldn’t that be a nightmare?
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Yes. Yes, it would be.
Fluttershy- butterfly knife made of animal bone and antler