I Both Hate and Love This.

So, you know those generator things that try to “write” for you? Well I tried one for shits and giggles, a very special king. A rapping Generator that was, “In the style of Eminem”. I, being an idiot, did not expect what was about to come out from this questionable website. In hindsight, I should have really expected this.

May I have your attention please?
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To learn magic (to learn magic)
Everybody (everybody)
Come take my skull (come take my skull)
We'll walk through Crystal Empire together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm

His hand are strong, palm blue, leg are bulging
There's food on his cloak already, bastard's tea
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to learn magic,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,

And I am, witless dolt
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am, witless dolt
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am

If you want a good Skeletor Eminem rap then may I suggest clicking on the picture below?

Comments

[redsopine]

Cute

[ThatGuyTookMyUserName]

You have to admit though, that first verse is kinda metal.