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This is a Choco-Lette! Her flavor is champagne-flavored milk chocolate! Yes, that's an official flavor...
Think I'll call her Fizzabelle!
Art by scarlett
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Art by crptidbean
Got the whole theater to myself atm, lol
I vaguely remember my granny taking me to see it, and I was freaking 3 when this film came out... lord, I'm old...
Think this is gonna be out for a week, I think?
A.k.a., Tuesday...
WIP by @HELLH0UNDB*TCH
Art by cinnymini
CAPTION THIS, XD
Halt, foolish mortal! Watch as I T-Pose in the rain!
"I'd like to remind you how manly I am."
"Time for my ultimate attack... WINNNDDDMMIIIIILLLLL!!!"
"Everyone, strike the T-pose dance!"
And as bonus:
"Everyone questioned from here on out why he was getting ready to do the 'Walk Like An Egyptian' dance."
"I touched your daughter in her 'danger zone'! I found gray hairs! What'cha gonna do about it? Huh?! What'cha gonna do?!"
"Come at me, mortal. It may be the last thing you do."
" when you want to look manly to the ladies and this is the first thought that comes to mind " lol
Come on, bro! Lemme give you a serious hug!
"I am Gaston LeGume!! Son of Louis LeGume!! I Am Here To End Your Tyranny And Take My Rightful Place On My Father's Throne!!!"
“This isn’t even my final form!”
No one T-Poses like Gaston!
No one fucks like GastonNo one slays like GastonNo ones hair defies Gravity AND Rain like Gaston~
No one Claps like GastonNo one Slaps like GastonNo ones new hot single is FIRE like Gaston~
"Come at me bruh, I dare you!"
"Does this look like a Denny's to you?!"
It's fine now. Why? Because I am here!!!
"I have a headache this big & it's screaming for Excedrin!" (Yeah, I'm old enough to remember those TV Ads. Shut up!)
"*Sigh* I guess you are my little pogchamp. Come here!"
"...so I paid $27.50 for four ounces of their damn styling gel and the first time I get rained on THIS happens!:
I wove you this much.
The beast was this big, I swear! I almost caught it!
Halt, foolish mortal! Watch as I T-Pose in the rain!
"I'd like to remind you how manly I am."
"Time for my ultimate attack... WINNNDDDMMIIIIILLLLL!!!"
"Everyone, strike the T-pose dance!"
And as bonus:
"Everyone questioned from here on out why he was getting ready to do the 'Walk Like An Egyptian' dance."
"I touched your daughter in her 'danger zone'! I found gray hairs! What'cha gonna do about it? Huh?! What'cha gonna do?!"
"Come at me, mortal. It may be the last thing you do."
" when you want to look manly to the ladies and this is the first thought that comes to mind " lol
Come on, bro! Lemme give you a serious hug!
"I am Gaston LeGume!! Son of Louis LeGume!! I Am Here To End Your Tyranny And Take My Rightful Place On My Father's Throne!!!"
“This isn’t even my final form!”
No one T-Poses like Gaston!
No one fucks like Gaston
No one slays like Gaston
No ones hair defies Gravity AND Rain like Gaston~
No one Claps like Gaston
No one Slaps like Gaston
No ones new hot single is FIRE like Gaston~
"Come at me bruh, I dare you!"
"Does this look like a Denny's to you?!"
It's fine now. Why? Because I am here!!!
"I have a headache this big & it's screaming for Excedrin!" (Yeah, I'm old enough to remember those TV Ads. Shut up!)
"*Sigh* I guess you are my little pogchamp. Come here!"
"...so I paid $27.50 for four ounces of their damn styling gel and the first time I get rained on THIS happens!:
I wove you this much.
The beast was this big, I swear! I almost caught it!