Tomorrow I'm going to proof read it, tidy it a bit, and toss in another gag or two.
It's some more world building, but this marks the start of a solution to the problems - from now on, it'll be less confusion and more heroics! Except for all the villianry. There'll still be plenty of villianry.
Pie? I have eaten about ten leftover sammiches of turkey, mashed potato, and cranberry sauce. And I feel like I am going to explode in the most ironic shower of gore in history. Buuuut...a pie is fine too.
PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
What do you mean die!? Bastard! I'll hire a necromancer and chain your animated corpse to the keyboard. Gimme more story, dammit.
On another note, despite not actually liking pie at all, I totally share your sentiment. Thanksgiving Leftovers are the shit, man.
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And ice cream. Don't forget the ice cream!
So many leftovers that my mom gave me. I'm pretty much set for food for the next week. Solidly.
Pie is fantastic
Pie? I have eaten about ten leftover sammiches of turkey, mashed potato, and cranberry sauce. And I feel like I am going to explode in the most ironic shower of gore in history. Buuuut...a pie is fine too.
532470 Leftover pecan pie doesn't last long. I'm happy they let me have it cause I'm so very Soarin about it.
Lol, at least it sounds like you had a good day, and that's the important part.