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  • 7 weeks
    So, what happened?

    Basically, a ton. I had been so busy and tired that it isn’t funny. I’ve been sick for three weeks, I had to take care of someone else’s dog at someone else’s house for two weeks, and I had to start remodeling for the past month while also setting up to get started with other personal matters. Holy shit this was the shittiest summer, and I’m only half way through. In any case, that’s what’s

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  • 11 weeks
    I just can’t catch a break-

    Not even two days after I finally got over my illness, a family member was sent to the hospital. It’s something to do with low hemoglobin levels, and I spent a week taking care of their house and dog. I was scared throughout the entire week, because I had no clue what was wrong and if they’d recover, but they are currently doing fine and may be back to normal soon. In other news, there is now

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  • 12 weeks
    A Sick Boy rants about stuff (random)

    Yo, it’s ya Boi here with... I still don’t feel well. My head’s fuzzy and it’s been hard to really focus on anything. At least I’m not feeling as bad as last week. Covid’s weird. Anyway, I can’t sleep and I wanna rant. Future me will decide whether or not to post it later.

    BeeP

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  • 13 weeks
    Ace Combat 3 Pt4

    Sally: Nemo, I don’t understand why we are playing chess again. You’ve lost 27 times and won 0.
    Me: Sally, you and I both know I’ll lose this, but eventually, I’ll win for once.

    Sally: Incoming message: Rena.
    Me: *smiles* aight.

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  • 16 weeks
    A small quick update (personal health)

    Just giving a quick update. My muscles still hurt like nothing else, my head is still fuzzy enough that I can’t get much done, and my monthly slump is kicking in. On the plus side, I’m living out my childhood of drinking apple juice and ginger ale (the apple juice is something with a bit of sugar, but not as rough as the ginger ale or other sodas). My forehead’s terrible for checking my

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Jul
10th
2020

TTISI: Xcom 2 · 2:35pm Jul 10th, 2020

New save... again...Y’know, I have never finished an Xcom play through.

BeeP

Central: Commander, there’s a limited window of opportunity in which you are-
Me: Please shut the fuck up, I see the counter.

BeeP

I’m gonna be honest, I’m not that good of a tactician- *looks at the gas station that’s on fire, the two sections glaring at my guys, the snek warrior manhandling my communist soldier*... but I think this is a pretty good start.

BeeP

Okay, now to pick up the supplies-
Smosh: C O M M A N D E R .
Me: For fuck’s sake- what now?
Smosh: M I S S I O N .
Me: What- now!? I just got off of one to- fuck it, fine. You’re lucky you’ve got a smooth and buttery voice.

BeeP

Shen: Commander, I know you’re busy, but we have engineers just standing around.
Me: and I’M trying to figure out what to build next, so hakuna your matatas for a sec.
Tygan: Damn tasty Advent Burger
Me: I know Doctor, you’re close to finishing, but I need to-
Tygan: B U R G E R .
me: Yep, I’ll get on that.

BeeP

Fuck off... fuck off avatar project... THE ONLY AVATAR I WANT TO SEE, IS THE LAST AIRBENDER, NOW SHUT UP!!!

BeeP

Okay, uh, you? Who’re you? Spencer, okay, Jerry Spencer, you look like you’re ready to die, so move over here.

BeeP

Okay, so far, I’ve only lost three soldiers in the past... ten or fifteen missions. This is good.

BeeP

Central: Commander, there’s a retaliation attack.
Me:... *glances to see that most of my soldiers are hospitalized*... Quick question, would this mission reeaally be that important? Like, reeeeaaaally important?
Central: Commander.
Me:... Fine, let’s see how we-

BeeP

WELP. WE GOT ONE SOLDIER LEFT. AMAZING. FUCKING... AMAZING.

BeeP

*sees a chrysalid* Oh shit- no no no, not the discount xenomorph, nononononono- AAAAAAH!!!

BeeP

Smosh: C O M M A N D E R .
Me: Yeah, I know, I didn’t do well this-
Smosh: R E P O R T .
Me: Thank you, that was nice.

BeeP

Me: Doc, got the report in yet?
Tygan: Advent Burger
Me: What do you mean you need five more days?
Tygan: BURGER.
Me: Yeah, I guess that makes sense. I need the gauss weapons soon though.

BeeP

Shen: Commander, we can’t make anymore contacts-
Me: Then let’s build a-
Shen: We don’t have power for it.
Me:... Fuck, uh, let’s make a-
Shen: We don’t have the supplies for-
Me: THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME THEN!?!?

BeeP

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