Mental instability at its finest and aspiring punk rock musician. PS: Buy a creator a coffee to keep him awake? https://ko-fi.com/firerain
As of now, I think the time has come to finally abandon my Fimfiction page. I don't particularly want any involvement in the MLP community any longer and I hold no interest in continuing to be an active member. While my page remains open to everyone, I've logged out permanently and don't think I'll return to it or use it again. No more blogs, no more stories, no related content - it's over.
I'm never going to be the person who goes out drinking with friends in the pub at the end of the week,
I'm never going to be the person to enter a stable relationship,
I'm never going to be the person to cry for those who won't cry for me,
I'm never going to be the person who gives up over a little tough break,
If you're staying, stay.
If you're playing around with me, kindly fuck off. I'm not in the mood.
Either follow or don't follow. It really is that simple. Make up your mind already.
Thank you. 
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Because I'm sad and because my guinea pig is an adorable fwubby enchanted squeaking potato, here's Oscar laying down and snuggling into his brother, Guinness's guinea bum. Don't ask why he did that, just look at how cute he's being. Requires all the ear rubs. Should have called him Sir Purrsalot. 🐹
Back when I introduced this story a few years ago, I was approached by a French Translator called Rainbowsoarin007 and they requested me to allow them to turn my story into a French translation for viewers in that part of the world and those who speak it.
In this lifetime, you will NOT prove me wrong:
Kinder chocolate is the best in the world.
Always was as a kid, always will be as an adult.
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This is very true
I don't think I've ever heard of inder chocolate.
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Kinder. Not Inder. The K is black and you've likely got night mode on, dearest.
Kinder is that chocolate we can't sell in the US because you deem it a 'choking hazard' due to the plastic ball in the chocolate eggs. To my knowledge, nobody has choked on one... Unless they scoffed the egg whole.
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Ohh, yeah I've got night mode on, because I like my eyes.
Darling, there are so many different kinds of Americans that it is inevitable that a portion of the population decided swallowing Kinder eggs whole was a good idea. That and our government is both overly cautious and reckless, which one applies to what is seemingly arbitrary.
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Okay, first...
Welcome to my world. Can we be brothers?
Second; there always has to be one part of the populace with missing brain segments, hasn't there?
If it's only the eggs this problem is caused by, then are you still allowed to have the Kinder bars or their bon bons? I tried one today from a care package and it was orgasmic! 
I'm trying to get it through my head how one would go about swallong a Kinder toy ball, given the size of them. That's a bit disturbing. (Label should read: Caution! Not for morons with abnormally massive mouths and no brains.)
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I think we're already brothers, in one sense.
Every part of the populace has segments of their brain missing, my friend. That's how politicians and cult leaders gain power.
It's possible the bars are still allowed, I haven't been paying enough attention to know.
You'd be surprised what people can fit in their throats.
... wait that came out wrong.
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Giggity. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(You set me up for it, dearest!
)
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Oh Celestia, WHY?
I don't believe I am familiar with this chocolate
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BLASPHEMY!
Fantasy, for the love of all that's holy, try it if you get the chance. I don't think they have them in America, but I think it's possible to order a hamper with an assortment from ebay or wherever else. It'll likely be the best you've had. Better than Cadbury's, that's for sure.
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I will be sure and try it.
Can't be that hard to beat Cadbury, I've seen some of those eggs they...ugh.
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Not all of their eggs are horrible, and I do like the taste, but...meh. I have fond childhood memories of buying Cadbury chocolate eggs in tubes and scoffing them, as well as their other stuff. I thought they didn't have Cadbury's in America? I thought you 'Muricans scoff that Hersheys crap which is essentially plastic dog vomit with little chunks of digested, cheap chocolate chip. That stuff is rank. 🤢
Kinder's way better, my man. (I suspect there is some addictive substance in it that has me hooked...
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I know I had at least once before.
Plus saw others
Hershey chocolate I have had,
I can never go back after tasting real chocolate I will want to try this one