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Jayellow


Can I go back to sleep yet?

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  • 207 weeks
    Preview

    Well, everyone has been waiting for the next chapter of The Afterlife is Ponies for a while so I thought I'd post a sneak peek at it for y'all.

    “Git back here ya varmint!” The elderly pony shouted as she chased me, a frying pan clenched between her teeth. I could hear her lungs working like bellows as we both sprinted across the yard.

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  • 219 weeks
    I really like Fallout

    Fallout 4 may be my favorite game of all time. Yet most of the time when I see Fallout crossovers it with 3 or New Vegas. Both are great games but I feel like there's a lot of untapped potential in Fallout 4.

    Just sayin'.

    1 comments · 146 views
  • 302 weeks
    Deodorant.

    Anyone ever actually read a HiE where the human either mentions the need for deodorant or finds some pony analogue for it? I don't think I've ever seen one. Other hygiene products are simple enough to assume, but deodorant seems like a uniquely human need. I don't think ponies would need it, they don't really seem to have a body part like the human armpit. I guess in the end it's minor enough to

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  • 364 weeks
    FEATURED!

    Holy crap The Afterlife is Ponies got featured! This is awesome!

    I'm not trying to brag or anything, I'm just so happy I had to share it! Wooo!!!

    1 comments · 303 views
  • 364 weeks
    Something Weird...

    So, while reading various HiE stories, I've seen plenty of explanations for clothing. However, usually it boils down to something about modesty and personal preference. The thing is though, I don't think anyone has ever mentioned sunburn. Clothes protect our skin from the sun and the elements, and yet no one really goes into that part. It's all just "I don't wanna be nekkers." Personally, I don't

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May
13th
2020

Preview · 9:05pm May 13th, 2020

Well, everyone has been waiting for the next chapter of The Afterlife is Ponies for a while so I thought I'd post a sneak peek at it for y'all.

“Git back here ya varmint!” The elderly pony shouted as she chased me, a frying pan clenched between her teeth. I could hear her lungs working like bellows as we both sprinted across the yard.

“What? No! Why would I do that?” I shouted back as I ran away from her. My heart was beating so fast I thought I was going to have a heart attack despite being a ghost. I’d have probably wondered how it was I even had a heartbeat despite being dead, but I had more pressing matters to worry about.

“Granny Smith, what in tarnation are you doing?” I heard Applejack shout as her grandmother chased me around the yard. The two of us passed near her, and I glared at my so called friends as they did nothing to help me.

“I’m chasin’ off this here varmint, what’s it look like?” Granny’s cast-iron weapon of doom swung back and forth as she continued to chase me in circles.

“But Granny!” Her granddaughter’s voice was clearly full of concern, “There ain’t no varmint there!”

I know it's kinda short but I hope everyone enjoys it anyways.

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