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  • 8 weeks
    So, what happened?

    Basically, a ton. I had been so busy and tired that it isn’t funny. I’ve been sick for three weeks, I had to take care of someone else’s dog at someone else’s house for two weeks, and I had to start remodeling for the past month while also setting up to get started with other personal matters. Holy shit this was the shittiest summer, and I’m only half way through. In any case, that’s what’s

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  • 12 weeks
    I just can’t catch a break-

    Not even two days after I finally got over my illness, a family member was sent to the hospital. It’s something to do with low hemoglobin levels, and I spent a week taking care of their house and dog. I was scared throughout the entire week, because I had no clue what was wrong and if they’d recover, but they are currently doing fine and may be back to normal soon. In other news, there is now

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  • 14 weeks
    A Sick Boy rants about stuff (random)

    Yo, it’s ya Boi here with... I still don’t feel well. My head’s fuzzy and it’s been hard to really focus on anything. At least I’m not feeling as bad as last week. Covid’s weird. Anyway, I can’t sleep and I wanna rant. Future me will decide whether or not to post it later.

    BeeP

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  • 15 weeks
    Ace Combat 3 Pt4

    Sally: Nemo, I don’t understand why we are playing chess again. You’ve lost 27 times and won 0.
    Me: Sally, you and I both know I’ll lose this, but eventually, I’ll win for once.

    Sally: Incoming message: Rena.
    Me: *smiles* aight.

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  • 17 weeks
    A small quick update (personal health)

    Just giving a quick update. My muscles still hurt like nothing else, my head is still fuzzy enough that I can’t get much done, and my monthly slump is kicking in. On the plus side, I’m living out my childhood of drinking apple juice and ginger ale (the apple juice is something with a bit of sugar, but not as rough as the ginger ale or other sodas). My forehead’s terrible for checking my

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Apr
10th
2020

TTISI: Coffee Talk Demo (Bruh this pretty good ngl) · 5:09am Apr 10th, 2020

Okay, so I was just browsing the Microsoft store when I saw this demo. It’s a game about making coffee, and listening to people talk. Bro, that is literally my two favorite things, so you know I gotta cash in on that stuff! I mean, I’m a coffee addict, So I’ll like the idea of making coffee. I’m also a writer, so lore and characters and over-arching stories are my bread and butter. Who knows, maybe I’ll even record it and post it to YouTube! (Do not take this phrase seriously, I highly doubt that I will actually get around to doing it, but if I do, I’d let y’all know)

BeeP

Oh, okay, so there’s more to this game, see, you’re in Seattle, which is in America, which is on Earth, which is in the kinda timeline Will Smith was in when he did that movie for Netflix where he was a human cop paired with a rookie Orc. It’s not the exact same as Will Smith’s movie, but I think I can get away with making that reference.

BeeP

Y’know, I like the art style and facial expression- *pauses as I hear the music*.... Daaaaaamn, that’s some chill music right there!

BeeP

Writer’s block?! Why would you mention Satan’s name in my Cafe!? Get da-FUQ outta here with that shit! God, I don’t want a repeat of the War Arc’s beginning.

BeeP

Wait, you want to make a full novel, you only had one month, you wasted the first week, you technically only have the next two weeks because the fourth week is for polishing and editing, AND YOU’RE NOT EVEN SURE WHAT TJE STORY’S ABOUT!?!? .... I can really relate to this girl. Y’know what, maybe you’ll make an accidental hit story that gets popular to the point of making a series out of it!

BeeP

Espresso? Isn’t that just coffee with more coffee that’s ingrained with coffee?... Alright.

BeeP

New character: Hi-
Me: How the fuck are you that pink?

BeeP

New Dude: Yo, can I have something with milk and latte art?
Me: Sure. *makes the coffee... has no idea how to do the latte art* Fuck, uh- here.
Dude: Aw, no latte art, bummer-
Me:I’M SORRY I FAILED YOU!!

BeeP

Pink Chic: Let me guess, they don’t approve of our relationship because I’m a succubus?
Latte Art Dude: Let’s just, not talk about-
Me: Wait, you’re into a sex demon? Oh boy, you’re really lucky she likes you, because I’ve heard that when they’re in bed, it’s rather... devilish
*silence as I appreciate my place in the universe*.... I’ll see myself out now.

BeeP

The first girl: I got over my writer’s block!
Me: Well that’s unrealistic, it took me weeks to get over mine.
The first girl: I’m gonna write about your cafe!
Me: Oh, there isn’t much else goin’ on Huh? Welp, that’s Seattle for you. At least it’s better than the fiery pits of New Jersey. I mean, you know it’s bad when the Addam’s family thinks it’s a great state to live in.

BeeP

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Comments ( 3 )

I like chill little games like this, VA-11, Stardew Valley, etc

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Y’know, I really should try VA-11 HALL-A. Games like those are honestly really nice to experience. Papers Please was like that for me, in a way. No, it wasn’t necessarily calm, but it constantly kept my attention with the good bits of story and gameplay.

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Ah Papers, Please, a classic. I do recall someone made a short fan film based on it, quite good

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