TTISI: Coffee Talk Demo (Bruh this pretty good ngl) · 5:09am Apr 10th, 2020
Okay, so I was just browsing the Microsoft store when I saw this demo. It’s a game about making coffee, and listening to people talk. Bro, that is literally my two favorite things, so you know I gotta cash in on that stuff! I mean, I’m a coffee addict, So I’ll like the idea of making coffee. I’m also a writer, so lore and characters and over-arching stories are my bread and butter. Who knows, maybe I’ll even record it and post it to YouTube! (Do not take this phrase seriously, I highly doubt that I will actually get around to doing it, but if I do, I’d let y’all know)
BeeP
Oh, okay, so there’s more to this game, see, you’re in Seattle, which is in America, which is on Earth, which is in the kinda timeline Will Smith was in when he did that movie for Netflix where he was a human cop paired with a rookie Orc. It’s not the exact same as Will Smith’s movie, but I think I can get away with making that reference.
BeeP
Y’know, I like the art style and facial expression- *pauses as I hear the music*.... Daaaaaamn, that’s some chill music right there!
BeeP
Writer’s block?! Why would you mention Satan’s name in my Cafe!? Get da-FUQ outta here with that shit! God, I don’t want a repeat of the War Arc’s beginning.
BeeP
Wait, you want to make a full novel, you only had one month, you wasted the first week, you technically only have the next two weeks because the fourth week is for polishing and editing, AND YOU’RE NOT EVEN SURE WHAT TJE STORY’S ABOUT!?!? .... I can really relate to this girl. Y’know what, maybe you’ll make an accidental hit story that gets popular to the point of making a series out of it!
BeeP
Espresso? Isn’t that just coffee with more coffee that’s ingrained with coffee?... Alright.
BeeP
New character: Hi-
Me: How the fuck are you that pink?
BeeP
New Dude: Yo, can I have something with milk and latte art?
Me: Sure. *makes the coffee... has no idea how to do the latte art* Fuck, uh- here.
Dude: Aw, no latte art, bummer-
Me:I’M SORRY I FAILED YOU!!
BeeP
Pink Chic: Let me guess, they don’t approve of our relationship because I’m a succubus?
Latte Art Dude: Let’s just, not talk about-
Me: Wait, you’re into a sex demon? Oh boy, you’re really lucky she likes you, because I’ve heard that when they’re in bed, it’s rather... devilish
*silence as I appreciate my place in the universe*.... I’ll see myself out now.
BeeP
The first girl: I got over my writer’s block!
Me: Well that’s unrealistic, it took me weeks to get over mine.
The first girl: I’m gonna write about your cafe!
Me: Oh, there isn’t much else goin’ on Huh? Welp, that’s Seattle for you. At least it’s better than the fiery pits of New Jersey. I mean, you know it’s bad when the Addam’s family thinks it’s a great state to live in.
BeeP
I like chill little games like this, VA-11, Stardew Valley, etc
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Y’know, I really should try VA-11 HALL-A. Games like those are honestly really nice to experience. Papers Please was like that for me, in a way. No, it wasn’t necessarily calm, but it constantly kept my attention with the good bits of story and gameplay.
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Ah Papers, Please, a classic. I do recall someone made a short fan film based on it, quite good