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Yellowtail


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  • 7 weeks
    So, what happened?

    Basically, a ton. I had been so busy and tired that it isn’t funny. I’ve been sick for three weeks, I had to take care of someone else’s dog at someone else’s house for two weeks, and I had to start remodeling for the past month while also setting up to get started with other personal matters. Holy shit this was the shittiest summer, and I’m only half way through. In any case, that’s what’s

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  • 11 weeks
    I just can’t catch a break-

    Not even two days after I finally got over my illness, a family member was sent to the hospital. It’s something to do with low hemoglobin levels, and I spent a week taking care of their house and dog. I was scared throughout the entire week, because I had no clue what was wrong and if they’d recover, but they are currently doing fine and may be back to normal soon. In other news, there is now

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  • 12 weeks
    A Sick Boy rants about stuff (random)

    Yo, it’s ya Boi here with... I still don’t feel well. My head’s fuzzy and it’s been hard to really focus on anything. At least I’m not feeling as bad as last week. Covid’s weird. Anyway, I can’t sleep and I wanna rant. Future me will decide whether or not to post it later.

    BeeP

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  • 13 weeks
    Ace Combat 3 Pt4

    Sally: Nemo, I don’t understand why we are playing chess again. You’ve lost 27 times and won 0.
    Me: Sally, you and I both know I’ll lose this, but eventually, I’ll win for once.

    Sally: Incoming message: Rena.
    Me: *smiles* aight.

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  • 16 weeks
    A small quick update (personal health)

    Just giving a quick update. My muscles still hurt like nothing else, my head is still fuzzy enough that I can’t get much done, and my monthly slump is kicking in. On the plus side, I’m living out my childhood of drinking apple juice and ginger ale (the apple juice is something with a bit of sugar, but not as rough as the ginger ale or other sodas). My forehead’s terrible for checking my

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Apr
9th
2020

TTISI: The Escapist 2 · 4:34am Apr 9th, 2020

Center Parks 2.0, breakfast time.
Me: *crying at a table with a dude named Ashley*
Ashley: Uh, are you alright?
Me: No! I’m not alright! I committed a fuckton of crimes that I regret. One of which, is that sometimes, I listen to ASMR without headphones, but that’s because I can’t buy headphones in the middle of the night.
Ashley:... *picks up tray and walks away*
Me: Oh God why am I so despicable!?

BeeP

Alright, no more crying, what do I have to work with so far? *checks personal desk*... Some tape, wood, nails, a screwdriver... I can make this work.

BeeP

Visitor who I named Billy: *literally proceeds to tell me that my grandfather died, my goldfish escaped his tank, and I went bankrupt*
Me: WTF, okay, Jesus Christ. I mean, I know I didn’t upvote that one reddit post, but it was cringe!

BeeP

Me, whispering: In a past life, I pissed on your law-enforcing-ancestors.
Police Officer named Berry: Uh-
Me: *makes the ‘I’m watching you’ gesture as I go to Roll Call*

BeeP

Officer: We apologize in advance if we have to punish you.
Me: And I apologize in advance for not giving a shit about whatever it is I planned to do.

BeeP

Huh? What’s a ‘fake sound device?’ *crafts it*... Oh, okay?

BeeP

Yeah, is this the front desk? My toilet got fucked and I-
My character: I can’t escape with the fake sound device.
Me: Ooooooooooooo! *rubs hands in sneaky-sneaky-slinky-dinky*

BeeP

Me: okay, so I imagine I can’t run around looking like an inmate, right? I probably need civilian clothes or something...

BeeP

*checking through other people’s desks* goddamn, why does no one have any civilian clothes? *proceeds to ignore the fact that EVERYONE IN HERE IS A PRISONER.*

BeeP

Wait... THE FILMING CREW!!! *proceeds to face palm with a thousand hand strength* Christ, my stupidity is like lightning, random and sporadic.

BeeP

Me: *leans in to a filming crewman* Do you wanna know how I got these scars? Well you see, when I was young boy, I found this show called Rick and Morty. There’s this scientist, right? So, one day, he turns himself, into a pickle. He’s called, Pickle Rick, funniest shit I’ve ever see-
Crewman: Sir, if you don’t back the hell up, I’m going to call security on you and gaze your ass so fast-

BeeP

Yes! I got it! Time to sneakerio like a burrito! *puts on clothes* Righr, now I just gotta-
Policeman: Walks around the corner: HelLO tHeRe!
Me: Oh sweet Jesus!
Policeman: *leans in with a hum of suspicion*
Me: *leans back a bit*
Policeman:.......... Nah, it’s probably nothin’! *continues patrol*
Me:....... Oh fuck that scared me.

BeeP

Me: Walks out, disguised.
Crewman: Yeah, there was this one prisoner that was crazy, alright? He started talking about scars and shit, and how a scientist turned-
Me: So long gay boi! *immediately runs off*....

BeeP

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Ah this game, so fun

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