My thoughts on this quarantine crisis · 12:48am Apr 8th, 2020
Look, guys. I'm gonna level with you all here; we're all a bunch of babies. Now before you automatically try to white knight and bash me for this. Shut up and let me explain why. I'm not going to deny that this has claimed many lives. But that's just it, that's the only thing that we simple-minded people see, lives lost instead of lives preserved. What about the ones that have survived this Coronavirus, huh? What about the positives of this situation? No! There's not a chance in hell that we're ever going to see that, we're too busy trying to clean out the shelves on every supermarket of their toilet paper, even though that we know that excessive diarrhea is not an active symptom of this disease. Because yes it functions more like a disease than a virus, despite its name. This is our current generation, folks. This is the best that we as people can do, it seems. We're nary anymore, nor any better. Frankly, if this is the best that we have to offer, then I am not impressed.
We're so easy to panic. "Oh my god! Woe is me! What're we gonna do? Somebody help us!" Oh please. Spare me your panicked ramblings, I'd rather not listen to it. If we're in a panic, then we're prone to error, more so than usual. We're not thinking clearly with an open mind. We're just running in random directions with no destination and no idea of where we are. And it's very easy to set the people into a panic. Just tell them that you've got a bomb. Even if you don't, their reactions never get old for me. That is a guilty pleasure for me; endorsing panic to a fault. It's very amusing to mess with other people and their simple minds. If I'm the asshole, then I'm the asshole for thinking that stupidity is hilarious. It's the best live-action TV show because you don't even need a TV to watch it. You're literally right there in the action. Life is not a tragedy, but a comedy. Nothing more than a cruel irony. Human stupidity is both the butt and the punchline of this overused joke.
Furthermore, I'm never six feet apart from anybody that comes into close contact with me. Can you guys deal with that? I rarely ever use any sanitization lotion or wipes, neither. Diseases kill people everyday. Why does everybody look so surprised all of a sudden? This is not anything new. People die everyday. Whether it's from the Coronavirus or from something entirely different, it hardly even matters when you think about it. Hell, I even had the balls to straight-up drink Corona Beer in celebration of human stupidity and this occasion. I'm not sorry by the way. People are just terrified about everything. If you so much as toss a puffy marshmallow onto their noses, then they'll lose their fucking minds. Whatever humanity and sanity that they might have had at that point was then gone entirely. No intelligence, whatsoever. This generation is a bloody disgrace.
I'm no disease expert, but COVID-19 is actually a new species of coronavirus. But, hey, it could be worse, I mean we survived the Black Death and the 1918 Spanish Flu.
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It's a strand of the disease but just as deadly. Diseases are naturally much more aggressive in their behavior than a virus is.