More Purple Unicorn Trolling · 9:18pm Nov 16th, 2012

This is the third part of the ongoing saga of Horse Voice and his pony-clueless friend Bob.
There's a funny epilogue to that second story. The day after Horse pranked Bob with the Twi plot image, his computer started having hardware problems. It would function for about thirty seconds before freezing. Luckily, Horse was able to quickly make use of those seconds, and change the desktop background.
Otherwise, the repairman would have turned it on, only to get a face full of pony ass.

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Once a year, Horse crashes at Bob's place, so as to attend an annual outdoor party, held by some of the neighborhood's more prominent (for better or worse) members.
A few hours before this year's soiree began, the two pals were at Bob's dad's place, chatting about nothing in particular. At one point, Bob excused himself, as he had to briefly run a work-related errand.
That was when Horse sprang into action.
He had brought along a flash drive with this picture...

...modified with an advice animal-style caption: "Show me how humans do it."
Bob's dad watched quietly as Horse uploaded it to Bob's computer and set it as the desktop background. "Well," he said at last, "Bob can dish it out, so he'd better be able to take it."
When Bob got back, he didn't react as explosively as the last time ("You're sick, man.")
But the funny part is, Bob didn't take the image down right away. No, it stayed there for a good twenty-four hours, while the computer was still being used, off and on.
Hmmm.
The next day, Horse, Bob, Bob's dad, and Bob's girlfriend decided to watch a movie. Since they had no DVD player, Bob had hooked his computer up to his dad's big-screen TV. So when he turned both machines on, there, for all to see, was a seductive Twilight Sparkle, asking for sweet human-style love.
The girlfriend asked about it, and Bob said, "Yes, it's a purple unicorn. There's a lot of this stuff on the Internet, and I wish I didn't know about it."
"Unicorn?" the dad said. "I thought she was a cat. Shows how much I pay attention."
"You know," Horse said, "since she's used to doing it from behind, you should do her missionary-style. She'll think it's really kinky."
"Alright, that's it," Bob said. And he changed the desktop image back to Spongebob.

To be continued!

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