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Dec
31st
2019

Top 10 Worst Movies of the Decade · 4:05pm Dec 31st, 2019

Yes people I'm going there today because 2019 wouldn't be complete if I didn't! Anywho! Onto the list!

10.) The Giver (2014)
It's so low because, despite the lack of promotion and semi-good acting, this adaptation of on of my absolute FAVORITE books was actually quite good (not amazing...but good)
9.) The Social Network (2011)
It had promise....however whoever wanted a movie based on the creation of Facebook....why?
8.) Jack and Jill (2011)
Quite possibly the worst Adam Sandler film period!
7.) Zookeeper (2011)
Quite possibly the worst Kevin James film ever (and I've sat through all the Hotel Transylvania movies!)
6.) Fifty Shades of Grey [all films] (2015, 2017 and 2018)
This one....speaks for itself....although I am semi-proud to admit that Fifty Shades of Grey was the first R rated movie ticket I bought since turning 17 in 2014.
5.) Battleship (2012)
Again...pretty much the same thing with the Facebook movie....only terribly acted out and 0 plot!
4.) Fantastic Four (2015)
Why was this disgrace made?!?!?
3.) The Last Airbender (2010)
Sweet Lucifer this was a stain! A sin of a "film"! What was M. Knight Shamylan thinking?!?! What was Nickelodeon thinking not having the original creators work on this?!?!?
2.) The Happytime Murders (2018)
Did anyone truly ever think to themselves "Hmmm...Oh! How about we take our adult muppet brand that we rarely use and make a 91 minute long buddy cop movie with as much swearing and inappropriateness as possible!" And thought it was a good idea? 👎🏽
Honorable Mention(s): Suicide Squad(2016) and Sausage Party (2016)
Suicide Squad was bad, but had a dope soundtrack. Sausage Party was just bad (plus that red band trailer incident still has me a bit miffed)!
1.) The Emoji Movie (2017)
Do I need to say more......

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3.) The Last Airbender (2010)
Sweet Lucifer this was a stain! A sin of a "film"! What was M. Knight Shamylan thinking?!?! What was Nickelodeon thinking not having the original creators work on this?!?!?

THEY. PRONOUNCED. AANG'S. NAME. WRONG. *bangs head on table*

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*joins you in head banging*
It was so IRRITATING!!! Plus the CGI was AWEFUL!!

4.) Fantastic Four (2015)
Why was this disgrace made?!?!?

I watched that film twice and it lacked so much action - very disappointed.

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Agreed. I just kept it short and "salty"!

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You can thank the director for being on cocaine and Fox for forcing him to make it for that and much more.

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Yes. That and MUCH more things were why this "movie" went down the crapper fast.

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I started to watch it and got bored. I can't be asked to finish it. Whichever moron cast Miles Teller to play Reed Richards deserves to walk and crawl on glass.

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I'd say army crawl on hot lava coals but--potato potato?! All the same I sat through that and almost walked out on it.

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I'm amazed you managed that. I've never walked out on a film, but I watched the damn film on my phone on YouTube for free and I still wanted a refund.

They can't arrest me for piracy though. Fox didn't claim copyright on the post for weeks/months. It's their own fault I got a chance to sit through their trash film!

Btw. Miles Teller was 27 when the film was shot. Reed Richards, canonically, is 12 years older than he was at the time.

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Strong points. Yeah that was $5.00 I won't be getting back (went to a matinee showing)!

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