What do you want on your Tombstone?

I want something that will be a conversation starter like "It was a good, if hairless, ride" or "Trixie is Best Pony!" or "The root of all evil are trucker caps."

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[Huk]

Hmm, how about one of those:

"He died defending his right of way. His way was right, his will was strong, But he's just as dead as if he was wrong."

"Here lies an Atheist all dressed up and no place to go."

"He coulda been someone. He coulda been a contenda, instead of a bum, which is what he was."

"See? I wasn't paranoid! They really were after me!"

"Here lies James Huk. Pardon me for not rising."

"Please, do not disturb - taking a dirt nap."

"I told them my head was killing me, but nobody believed me!"

"His last words were: 'Hold my beer'"

"Thank you for the visit! But your loved one is in another grave!"

"Be right back!"

"Fluttershy and Rarity are best ponies!"

And yes, a lot of those are references