KEYBLADE!

NOTE: Feel free to listen to this for atmospheric purposes:

Now that I have your attention, I do believe I have a dilemma on my hands. It all started when I met this guy:

Then a chain of events happened like this:

And now, I look like this:

But on the bright side, I know someone who shares my pain:

So the moral of the story is don't use too much darkness, unless you want to end up stuck as one of the most difficult bosses in Kingdom Hearts II. Darkness is bad, m'kay?

And in other news, why hasn't this story gotten more views and likes and shit?!

TPsychic Simian Insanity (and some brain-hacking aliens too)

• Equestria Girls
• Comedy
• Horror
• Sci-Fi

Twilight experiments on a monkey. It goes horribly wrong. Oh, and there's some alien invaders too.

• Fetish
• Alt. Universe
• Twilight
• OC
• Sunny Flare

Leondude · 2.7k words  ·  10  8 · 643 views

Now, I know something like this isn't everyone's cup of tea but considering how most stories featured on this site are clopfics and, in a way, this story kind of is a clopfic buuuuut there's no sex involved. And it was submitted during a time where there were 1680 users online. There's no possible way it wouldn't be popular. What? Are you telling me that only like 1%, maybe 2%, are interested in Equestria Girls getting mentally tortured and mind-controlled? Surely, a significant portion of users are into this kind of thing, especially since this is Halloween time and one of the stories featured as of this typing is a T-rated fic about a succubus (with the Sex tag, I might add). Seriously, the plan was very thought out! WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?!

Ahem, totally not suffering a bout of narcissistic rage or anything.