I wrote a (non-pony) book - A PIRATE BOOK! · 9:59pm Feb 20th, 2019
My (non-pony) pirate book “A Merry Life, and a Short One” is out!
It’s brief and picture-heavy and rather silly, but most importantly, MY BOOK IS OUT.
"A Merry Life, and a Short One: Unhelpful Self-Help and Terrible Advice from the Golden Age of Piracy"
Feeling down because you're missing your one true love? Why not hide her aboard a pirate ship dressed as a man, then convince the Governor she's actually a runaway noblewoman instead of a moonshiner's daughter? It worked for pirate John Bear!
And what if the real Governor runs for his life because his island has been overrun by pirates? Declare yourself Governor instead, of course! Strut around like you own the place, let everyone know you're in charge, and make it official by giving people receipts when you rob them at sword-point. Pirate Thomas Barrow did!
Want more questionable guidance from the world's most unlikely therapists? Look inside for thirty-two true tales of corsair counseling, sea-rover psychology, and free advice from freebooters. Read genuine adventures and misadventures from the Golden Age of Piracy, learn a few new pirate facts, and get life coaching from Benjamin Hornigold, Stede Bonnet, Charles Vane, and more.
Available in print and eBook:
Print: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1795675721/
eBook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07NV94K87/
I know it's not MLP, but SPark, Skywriter, and plenty of others can link their latest non-pony books, so I figured I could too. Those are direct links to the book's page, not affiliate links.
I am missing my one true love. Does your book perchance cover how to acquire a pirate ship? I’ve got a sixteen foot sailboat, cutlass, and tricorn hat, which I feel is a good starting point, but I think I might need some guidance for step 2.