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The Phantom Joker


You'll Never See Me Comin'!

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    THE FASTEST MAN ALIVE!!!!

    Behold, the latest addition to my collection!

    Now I am the fastest man alive!

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  • 15 weeks
    FEAR ME!

    At long last, I finally, truly HAVE THE INFINITY GUANTLET, the Power, Soul, Time, Space, Reality, and Mind Stones are mine to command!

    However, there was one small problem: the Guantlet was too heavy. So, I used the Stones to turn the Guantlet into a necklace. Behold, the Infinity Pendant! The pendant of a God! (that I actually bought from Amazon for $10.)

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    Let's face it, we all know this GMV Was Gonna Happen

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  • 21 weeks
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    This Venom-Deku Gives Me Miles Morales vibes

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Jan
29th
2019

Picked Up The Spyro Reignited Trilogy Today · 3:55am Jan 29th, 2019

And, man, I'm feeling so nostalgic right now. I remember playing the original games on my PSOne that may or may not have been stolen from a supermarket. Blame my biological mother, I plead the fifth on that one. My biological mother, being a crazy-ass drunkard like she was back then... yeah, there were some very strange nights at the Cain Household back when I lived with her. She seems to be doing better now that she's on pills that she can't drink alcohol with. Where the Hell these pills were during my childhood, I don't know.

Anyways, getting back on topic, it was really something seeing the Dragon Realms, Avalar, and the Forgotten Worlds fully remastered in HD... in fact, I- hey... what the Hell is that?!

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