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Yellowtail


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  • 77 weeks
    Isolated Room (short vent story. Trigger warning: depressing)

    The walls surrounding me mock in shadowy jeers. I stare at the ceiling in my arm chair, feeling my face slide down more and more as I grow tired. I’m always tired. My shoulders feel disconnected, my muscles are reluctant to move, the constant crawling of invisible insects haunt my skin. A pit sits in my stomach as the mockery of production continues. The days slipped by since I have last slept

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  • 81 weeks
    Questions for Yellow

    I figured it’s been a while since I did a QnA, so I figured why not. Go ahead, ask just about anything! Have fun with it!

    16 comments · 306 views
  • 82 weeks
    Short: staying alive

    A silent room is suddenly woken up as a familiar figure walks in. The room is mostly empty, with a desk and chair in one corner. A computer sits on top of the desk, which comes to life from the push a button. With that, the man sits in his chair, and sighs.

    So... it's been a while. Almost ten months. Where have I been? That's a good question.

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  • 118 weeks
    Splatoon short: Yellow’s day out

    The sun shines as an excited Inkling knocked on an apartment door.

    Shtick: Hey! Yellow! Wake up! Wanna hang out today? Since you’re moving to Splatsville soon, I thought it’d be nice if-

    The door cracks open. A barely visible eye peeks through before the door opens a bit more. A hand goes through the space, and gives a thumbs up.

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  • 120 weeks
    Ace Combat 3 pt 5

    I concentrate heavily on my chess pieces. I feel like I can win this time.

    Sally: Nemo, this is the tenth try. Please reconsider.
    Me: No. I can’t.
    Sally: Why not?

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Jan
14th
2019

The saddest dream I had. · 4:14am Jan 14th, 2019

Okay, so I dreamed that I was in a store. And, next to the cashier, there was a sign that said, ‘One dollar per hug.’

So, I thought, ‘well, that’s weird.’

Then, I noticed there was another cashier who had a sign as well. It said ‘deluxe hug, five dollars.’

I thought, ‘huh.’

And yet, there was ANOTHER cashier, who had a sign that said, ‘floofiest hugs, for twenty dollars.’ It was then, that I noticed the cashier was a bear.

So I had to try out his hug. I fished out twenty bucks from my pocket, walked over, gave it to him, and he hugs me. It was genuinely comfortable.

Then, I asked, ‘is it possible to get a refund?” I had no intentions of actually getting a refund, but I was curious.

The bear responded by ripping my fucking throat out.

The sad part is, when I woke up, I miss the bear’s hugs and felt bad for even suggesting that anyone would want a refund from him.

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Comments ( 7 )

Well, I guess I'm depressed too now.

Alexa this is so sad, play despacito

I’m more depressed, my dad cut my fucking funding for college

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No, Alexa, play “Familiar Faces”

That is one of the most relatable things you've written.

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