Video Game Shenanigans · 6:33am Aug 20th, 2018
One wouldn't think that Vorenus, Azarov, Miyagi, Kuhn, and Anwar were avid gamers, but after it was revealed in a CNN interview with Kuhn, he told the people watching that Vorenus and Anwar used to play video games every day after school and the 5 of them would play video games together whenever they had time after the war.
Of course, now that they had risen to such high positions, they rarely had time to be together at once for some relaxation.
Until today that is. Vorenus received many messages from people who wanted to see the 5 friends compete for once, which was never seen before and thought it would be a great idea for them to goof off for once.
A few hours later, the five of them were gathered at Max's personal man cave where a circular table with 5 computer monitors were set up. The event was to be streamed by multiple sites such as Youtube and Twitch.
"Alright, so we have 5 monitors set up and some games you may have never played in your lives. How good are you in video games?" Said the host who was a short Britannican with black hair, glasses, a grey t-shirt, purple jacket, blue jeans, and white sneakers.
"This guy right here likes to spam the hell out of Raiden in Mortal Kombat." said Anwar as he pointed at a grinning Max.
"The rage was so satisfying by the way." Max commented.
"I'm more of an average player." Azarov said.
"Jimi kicks my ass every time." Kuhn said pointing at Miyagi.
"Alright, so the first game we're going to play is a video game called PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds or what most people call it, PubG. I'll show you 5 the controls and we can get started." The host said.
PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds
"Hey guys, come into this room. I found a cool weapon." Max said who's character was crouched in the corner of a small room.
"Really? What is it?" Anwar asked.
The rest of the guys piled into the room only finding Max standing up on a corner holding something in the air.
"Yeah it's a pretty neat weapon. It's called a frag grenade."
"Oh shit. Get out!" Jimi yelled.
They were too late as the grenade blew up, downing everyone but an injured Azarov.
Max roared with laughter as Azarov began to heal himself.
"Really Max?"
"Hey, it's all about having fun alright? Watch, you're gonna get sniped in 3...2...1."
Azarov's character was then sniped on the head before the words 'Better Luck Next Time' appeared on all of their screens.
Everyone aside from Azarov then started laughing with Max banging his hand on the table in laughter.
"Why? Why did you have to open your damn mouth?" Azarov yelled.
Hello Neighbor
"Wow how games have evolved. From pixelated games where you kill demons to a pedophile simulator." said Kuhn as his child character was carried away by Jimi who was playing as the neighbor.
Gmod
"I can't believe someone actually made this." Commented Max as his Shrek character sat on a giant metal penis with rockets attached to it. Behind the rocket stood Azarov playing as Elmo with his left arm dislocated, Kuhn in a burned character with a pirate hat and a tiki girl on top of it, Jimi as Donald Trump with two miniature black dildos up his nose, and Anwar as Morgan Freeman with an outstretched neck.
"Don't worry about it man. Steiner would be proud. You will be the first man to literally fuck the moon." Anwar said as he began a countdown.
EA's Battlefront II
"Darth Vader choking Leia. Yeah, this isn't kinky at all." Azarov said as he was playing Darth Vader who was force choking someone playing as Princess Leia.
"100 Credits. In the age of the internet, I bet you someone drew some hentai of this." said Kuhn.
After several more games
"So what do you think so far?" asked the host as the 5 got out of their seats with some stretching.
"This is what people play these days? I'm amazed, but there should definitely be an achievement called 'Go the Fuck Outside'. People are bound to be addicted." responded Max.
