Too Busy · 12:42am Aug 5th, 2018
Too lame to use social whatsits and chat programs. So have an idea.
Sunset Shimmer wakes up to a pounding on her door. When she stumbles downstairs to open, Twilight's (the horse) there. Her arms in a sling, skins all abraded, and she's got this black-skinned, blue-green haired chick unconscious, tied up, and gagged.
"I need to ask a huge favor."
"Look, I know it's weird and it'll take a while to get used to being human, but-"
"IT DOES NOT! LET ME GO, PEASANT, AND I SHALL SPARE YOUR-"
Rarity gestures, and a crystal, soundproof D20 materializes around her.
- - -
"You're really good with your hands for a pony who just got here."
"Pony? I'm not a pony. Kneel, minion, before the might-"
"Yeah yeah. Got it. Another villain just dumped into a magicless world. Jeez, Twilight. Way to imitate your idols. By the way, you can't sing, right?"
BAH-OAR-DAH IS
DAH-OAR-BAH IS
WELCOME CHRISTMAS WHILE WE STAND
"Let me ask you a question, Twilight. When you came walking through the portal, did you notice a sign on top that said 'Used Villain Storage'?"
"Sunset, you know I didn't see any—"
"Did you notice a sign out on top of the portal that said 'Used Villain Storage'?"
"... No, I didn't."
"You know why you didn't see that sign?"
"Why?"
"Because it's not there, because storing used villains isn't what this universe is for!"
"It kind of is."
"No, that's how lazy ponies who can't solve their own problems use it. Are you a lazy pony who can't solve her own problems?"
"Well, with Chrysalis—"
"Are you a lazy pony with no sense of facial hygiene, terrible taste in robes, massive inadequacy issues, and an inability to solve her own problems?"
"Sunset—"
"Are you a pony so hopped up on her self-importance and centuries of kowtowing that she can't even handle another strong personality who doesn't immediately bend the knee?"
"Can we talk about your issues with Celestia some other—?"
"Tatartus is right. Freaking. There, Twilight. This is Cerberus's problem, not mine."
(door slam)
"... Can I stay here? I like her."
"Shut up, Chrysalis."
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I actually had a thought about the whole tartarus thing! How hard is it for a giant puppy to keep a shapeshifter from escaping? She can be another pupper. Or a bone. Or get-out-of-jail-free-card!
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Oh god.
What if it’s not chrysalis? What if twilight, haggard and injured and looking like she’s not slept in a week, has flurry heart instead?
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"Twilight."
"Please?"
"Twilight, no."
"But she's so cute."
"Twilight, I don't have the money, the time, or the patience to deal with a foal."
"Call Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie—"
"Twilight, we have school to worry about. It's our senior year. Kind of a big deal."
(Twilight holds Flurry in front of her face.) "Pwease, Auntie Sunny?"
"... Fine. But you owe me."