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Crystal Static

I'm a fairly skilled hermetic wizard, and I could teach you the esoteric arts, if you can prove that you are worthy of my instruction.

Crystal Static Joined 26th Nov, 2013 · Offline

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  • 171 weeks
    Have some wisdom from one of my friends on a different site.

    Many people on here are miserable and depressed, which (psychological and biochemical factors aside) takes as much if not more effort than being happy and confident, as it requires sustained following of certain specific patterns of belief, thought, and action.

    I applaud this dedication to the task of bearing the world’s pains, Christ-like, upon your shoulders, and seek only to assist.

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    0 comments · 220 views

  • 237 weeks
    I haven't even started watching season 9.

    I really should get on that. Probably re-watch season 8 as a refresher too.

    I don't want to be spoiled anyways.

    0 comments · 256 views

  • 253 weeks
    It's been a while since I posted one of these.

    Life's been a bitch, but at the same time things are going okay.

    I actually started writing a book...

    A self-help book.

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    1 comments · 277 views

  • 265 weeks
    I just got a new hat!

    I got a proper MAGA hat, not one of the Chinese fake ones on Amazon. Got it on the Donald Trump web store.

    I named it The Red Maga.

    ~Crystalline Electrostatic~

    0 comments · 273 views

  • 291 weeks
    So life has been kicking my ass a bit.

    As the title said, life has been kicking my ass a bit, but I'm still moving forward. I've finally decided to start creating my planned order of practitioners of the esoteric arts, and I've got a lot of interesting stuff planned for my near future. Things should start improving relatively soon as far as my living situation is concerned, and I'm gonna tear life a new asshole if it doesn't stop

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Jul
16th
2018

DAYUM GURL U FINE! or hey guys, I got a girlfriend now. · 3:29pm Jul 16th, 2018

She's awesome, we've been together for a couple months now, and she's awesome. We also watch ponies together sometimes.

Basically, she's a shamaness/mystic who helps people to overcome their own issues and become better versions of themselves. She also teaches the esoteric arts and she is an empath.

BTW, she's super hot too.

Anyways, I just thought I should make a post about how awesome my girlfriend is.

So yeah...

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Comments ( 1 )
GravelordNito
GravelordNito #1 · Jul 20th, 2018 · · ·
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Happy for you, bud. Hope your experience with girls goes better than mine! :twilightangry2:

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