Apr
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I, NeGaRant, am born!! · 8:43pm Apr 1st, 2018
From the ashes of Grant, I am born! I am a dedicated anti-Republican Romanticist Communist anti-American and above all other things, a devout Satanist! Ask me anything!! 
Today is the day in which the Christian sheeple celebrate the day in which our Lord Satan crucified Jesus! His corpse still rots to this day!! Let us feast on the bread, for it is the flesh we have conquered, and let us drink wine, for it is the blood that has been spilt!!
Today is also the day in which you shouldn't take anything I say seriously.
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LOL!!! I love this. Me being a Christian found this so funny.
Does the Dark Lords prefer human or animal sacrifices?
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Humans.
Animals are far too cute.
Sail Hatan
Would you consider Bill Cipher your lord and savior? If not I except the following Substitute
Sheev Palpatine
Snoke
Chernabog
and of course
Davros.
Hehehehehehehehehehe.
The Dark Lord actually has sent a Cease and Desist claim. You can't just claim to be working with him and this is the sixth panty raid you've done. I'm gonna ask you to STOP.
But for reals keep going. It makes seeing him frustrated worth it.
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Dare you besmirch the name of our Lord? I shall have your dog's genitals lopped off!
This will all stop by April 3 or 4, don't worry. I just didn't have enough time to use this joke yesterday, that's all.
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I have since chosen the tragic hero of the great tragedy, Gravity Falls, Bill Cipher.
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Guess it's gonna get weird then
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He...he knows who I am! The demons know my name!! I...I belong somewhere!! Hooray!! I knew hanging around the weird kids and getting yelled at by my mom and reading dirty books and shit would eventually lead me to getting something out of it!! It's finally paid off!!
Oh no, my demon powers, they are fading, come tomorrow or the day after....I might be Grant again!!
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Booyah.