I Have A Good Half, and an Evil Half

The good half writes clop. (source)

The bad half writes things more disturbing than clop.

Not generally on this site, though. With a few exceptions, I like to protect the pones.

I said a "with a few exceptions." (source)

I know I'm not a good pony. But I try. I hope my sins at least bring others the brief, bittersweet pleasures of sin. The best I can hope for, really. I mean, I know I have some gross fetishes. I own it.

Like being into horses sleeping together. (source)

Sometimes I write, or want to write, pure stuff. I'm not sure if I should put that in another account? I mean, I've got a couple of 'E' stories, but they're the minority, and I don't know if having the 'Captain Hairball' brand associated with them pollutes them?

I want to write about these two, but not in the way you might expect given the other stories I've written about Shiny and his family. (source)

I don't know if this post has a point. I'm hungry. Gonna go eat stuff. Stupid needy body.