Equestrian Girls Headcanon Nonsense: Pinkie Pie · 8:37pm Feb 27th, 2018
Wheee!
Pinkie Pie
Age: 16-17
Sexual Orientation: Pansexual. Are you really surprised? Pinkie loves EVERYBODY.
Vehicle: While Pinkie does have a driver's license, she doesn't own a car. Her sister Maud, however, does and she usually lets Pinkie borrow it whenever she needs it. Otherwise, Pinkie has ways... dark, secret ways... ways that lead to madness and ruin for anyone who is not her... to get around town. Or she just uses her bus pass.
Income: Pinkie has a job as a waitress at the Sweet Snacks Cafe at the Canterlot Mall (Seen but not named in Coinky-Dink World and Dance Magic. The name comes from the related Equestria Girls Mini toy. Up until now, I've been referring to it as "The Diner"). Pinkie does not make much money working at Sweet Snacks because she's usually emptied out her paycheck and tips buying assorted snacks there during her shift. But she's not overly concerned. If she needs money, it just happens to come her way when she needs it.
Music: Anything bouncy and upbeat. Pinkie's all about the pop, the hip hop, the flipetty-flop and whatever else happens to be at the top of the charts. Not surprisingly, Pinkie is also heavily into 80s music.
Entertainment: Cartoons, Disney movies, comedy movies. Pinkie is a creature of simple tastes, although she can surprise people, especially when she shows everyone some surrealist art house comedy none of them have ever heard of. Pinkie also likes a lot of the same things as her friends: video games, slumber parties, regular parties, nothing-really-interesting-happened-today-so-lets-throw-a-party parties.
Other: The majority of Pinkie's family does not live in Canterlot City. Her sisters, Marble and Limestone, live with their parents on a farm outside of the city, while Pinkie lives with Maud in the suburbs. This wasn't due to any falling out between the family. Pinkie just didn't want Maud to be living alone while she worked on her doctorate in Geology. While Maud hasn't earned her doctorate yet, she is an assistant professor of Geology at Canterlot University and works at the Canterlot Museum, where she has a loyal and enthusiastic fan club who call themselves "The Maud Squad."
(Yes, I'm aware Maud showed up at Canterlot High in "Forgotten Friendship" and the upcoming "Rarity Investigates" CYOE short. I'm choosing to ignore that for the moment. If you want a reason why she's there, Pinkie forgot something at home. She does that.)
Up next, the final entry: Twilight Sparkle.
Why does nothing in this surprise me? Especially the “dark, secret ways... ways that lead to madness and ruin for anyone who is not her...”