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The Phantom Joker


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Jan
16th
2018

Coming Eventually: Somepony Better Call 911! · 6:31pm Jan 16th, 2018

Hey, guys. Well, I’ve been doing some thinking and I’ve decided to try my hand at doing a Rogues in Equestria story. I started developing this project as a Displaced, but given how well my last Displaced went, I’ve decided to retool and tinker with my initial plans a little, so as not to have it blow up in my face. Again.

Now, then, I’m gonna need a helping hand to make sure I stay on target, make sure this story is the best it can possibly be, in terms of…. well, pretty much everything, and not get upset over a certain someone making my life miserable. Here’s the long description:

Greetings, citizens of Equestria, my name is Leonard Snart, but you can call me Cold.CaptainCold. With me today is my best friend, Mick Rory alias Heatwave, and my baby sister, Lisa, alias Golden Glider. And we are the Rogues. With our wonderful toys, no one can stop us from doing whatever we want, whenever we want. Got a big, shiny diamond headed to a museum for exhibition? We'll be taking that, thanks. An armored car full of millions of bits headed to Manehattan? It's ours. Sure, we could be heroes if we really wanted to, like these so-called Elements of Harmony that you all seem to put your faith in time and again, and some times we dabble in heroism, when someone like Mirror Master or Killer Frost or the Storm King shows up... but we hear being superheroes doesn't pay well enough to make it a habit.

Look, it's not like we wanted to come here and become master criminals and crime lords, with a huge price on our heads. You see, me and my fellow Rogues were hired to pull of this job to retrieve this experimental generator that went wrong and sent us here. And what do we get for our welcoming commitee, but a group of Royal Guardponies trying to arrest when we didn't even do anything to anyone... yet. But, that doesn't matter now. If you see one or all of us coming, well, then somepony better call 911.

So, is anyone interested?

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