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The Crazy Cazadore


Have a seat while I check if these drapes really clash with my den. I’m going for a less... murder massacre theme, y’know? If only the price of a joke wasn’t mass murder and- oh it’s not?

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Jan
7th
2018

What a tacky cartoon, too cute and adorable · 6:43am Jan 7th, 2018

https://m.

Its called happy tree animals, if you've seen it no spoilers for everyone else!

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Comments ( 19 )

Did you seriously just find happy tree friends? I remember those from when I was in middle school.

4768617
No I found it a long long time ago on Netflix...

4768618
I am not surprised that’s it’s on netflix. :facehoof:

4768619
I dont know if it's still on Netflix that was years ago.

4768624
They were more shocking back in the day. I’m kind of dead inside when it comes to animated violence.

4768628
-_- don't let cats out of bags or I'll bash your brains out.

I made the mistake of watching one of these, shit had me puking on the floor so screw you sir, screw you with sand

4768660
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Why were you puking? Its not that bad I've done wor~ never mind.

4769067
i was like ten! i was not prepared! the worse i'd seen was cartoon violance, not that free gory violance bull :pinkiesick:

4769086
First time I saw it I was six, fucking six.

4769088
six? aaah i remember fumbling about with a shitty lg smartphone, seriously, that thing's resistance rivaled the infamous nokia :rainbowlaugh:

did your parents find out?

reminds me of the first time i got caught watching porn... my mom made up some about porn being illegal and the mail police watching over you... as if, in this lovely country prostitution is perfectly legal or rather, unregulated

hearing about my father's men sexcapedes is always a blast though...

i hope you don't mind this impromptu conversation but once you get me going i find it hard to stop...

4769093
No I just told my parents it wasn't a kid show and not to show my baby brother.

4769093
Also I didn't best sick or do anything weird.

4769119
no slicing necks open and fucking the wound? oh okay

4769171
No, just cutting people's skin off while they were alive and turning them into jerky while they are alive, nothing like the moaning of the tortured in the morning.

4771193
yeah, just cutting a piece of them with a knife and fork and feeding it to them

4771388
what no! I'm no monster. I'm turning their whole body into jerky one muscle layer at a time. While they are alive.

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