Guess what?

Nothing changed. Just as I expected, my internet was crap for all but one day, the few times where it was running well my entire team was always consisting of people who thought that building brick pyramids and camping for iron armor was better than trying to get ahead of the competition, and consequently causing the entire team to be slaughtered by an opposing team with full diamond armor and obsidian.

So much for me single-handedly taking out all but the one team that ends up killing ours.

But yeah. After I watched my entire team doing nothing besides getting killed, I ended up lagging out of the game from my internet connection dropping, as per usual.

Screw you, Comcast.