Skype Chat Silliness #3: The Revenge of the Pinkie

Well, at the insistance of my friends here is another batch of silliness:

Twilight: "Now Pinkie, I will remind you again, that I can only do this once, and it will only be for a short while. There will be no second chances. Are you sure you want to go back in time now?"
Pinkie: "Of course Twilight, why else would I have asked, its not like I would want to go back to throw Celestia an amazing first birthday party. Well, actually I would, but having only a minute would make getting the decorations set up a bit difficult."
Twilight: "Okay... Well, if you stand on the X I will cast the spell I guess."
*Teleport flash as Pinkie vanishes for a minute, reappearing all of a sudden*
Twilight: "What the hay are you doing with that cake?"
Pinkie: "Oh, this? It was simply the best cake I ever had, and I really wanted to try it again, so I got another one."
Twilight: "What?! You went back in time for just a cake?!"
Pinkie: "Oh, don't worry it tastes just as good as it did, and I will never know what I mis..."
Pinkie: "What the hay do you think you are doing with my cake! Nopony steals Pinkie Pie's cake! Not even Pinkie Pie!"
*Pinkie Pie bucks Pinkie Pie and steals the cake*
Pinkie Pie: "Sorry about interupting you Twi, Well, I will see you next week, have fun!"
Pinkie Pie: "Wow, I really have a strong kick. However that was so worth it. Well, I need to help Mr and Ms cake deal with the noon batch, so have fun. Bye!"
Twilight: "Spike, what in Equestria just happened?"

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Twilight: "What are you doing Pinkie?"
Pinkie: "Talking."
Twilight: "No you aren't. I know that talking definately doesn't look like running in circles."
Pinkie: "Yes it does."
Twilight: "And neither is backflips."
Pinkie: "Stop being silly Twi, You aren't making it easy for me to keep up this conversation."
Twilight: "You can stop with the Joke Pinkie, there is no way that spinning on your head is talking."
Pinkie: "But Twi, that would be rude."
Twilight *sigh* "Fine Pinkie, I aam not going to stand here all day, I need to get over to Rarity's in in a few minutes"
Pinkie: "Bye Twilight!"

???: "MXQJ YI JXYI SQAU IXU YJ JQBAYDW QREKJ?" <What is this cake she it talking about?>
????:""Y TED'J ADEM REII, OEKH WKUII YI QI WEET QI CYDU" <I Don't know boss, your guess is as good as mine>
???: "QWQYD MYJX JXU ETT FXHQIUI, MXQJ YI JXYI FQHJO JXYDW IXU YI YDLYJYDW KI JE?" <Again with the odd phrases, what is this party thing she is inviting us to?>
????: "Y JXYDA YJ YI IECU IEHJ EV IXYUBT." <I think it is some sort of shield.>

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As a bonus have a not silly setting writeup I don't plan on using for an RPG anytime soon:

The City of Tranquility: After a particularly violent spat with her sister 1000 years ago to the day, Princess Luna, abdicated her throne, and set off to establish the New Lunar Republic with her most loyal followers, on the moon. Life was difficult, with their lack of resources, but the Lunar Republic more than made up for it with unbridled creativitiy, coming up with novel solutions to any problem that came to them as they maintained their isolation from the Equestrian Empire.
To mark the 1000th year of their self-imposed exile, Princess Luna has established a portal between Equestria and the City of Tranquility, the glorious capital of the New Lunar Republic, for any who wish to change their life for the better, amid the Magical wonders of the City.