Skype Chat Silliness #1

Well, my User page has been lonely here for the past year with no posting activity, so I figured I would liven the page up and make the people from a Skype chat for an RPG happy by posting up a few random jokes that came up while discussing a story idea involving really bad replacements for the Elements of Harmony. Well, I hope you enjoy them (I don't think they are very good)

Luna: [Royal Canterlot Announcer Voice] Equestria was a peaceful land With its protectors, The Elements of Harmony, restoring good to the world no matter the Risks. But what will Equestria do when the Elements of Harmony go missing when Equestria needs them the most? SEND IN THE P-TEAM, an elite commando team trained for this very moment of glory. [What? What do you mean that they went missing half an hour ago too? Celly, What are we going to do now?] [Awkward Silence] However, this tale isn't about them, instead it is the tale of how three fillies came through to save the day by facing impossible odds.

CMC: Cutie Mark Crusader Action Heros!

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Part 1:
Trixie: "The Great and Powerful Trixie knows not why that dull stinking flea-ridden mutt was chosen to replace the Element of Generosity. Surely there must be other ponies that are remotely close to The Great and Powerful Trixie's calibre."
Rover: "What did the Pony just call Rover?"
Trixie: "The Great and Powerful Trixie has a name, and The Great and Powerful Trixie called you a dull stinking flea-ridden mutt."
Rover: "I No stink, and no fleas"
Spike: "Will you two just cut it out, We have work to do if we ever want to save Rarity!"
Trixie: "You think the Great and Powerful Trixie would need the help of a Baby dragon like you? While The Great and Powerful Trixie can see you are loyal, you are nothing compared to the Great and Powerful Magic of Trixie!"

EDIT - Part 2:
Spike: "Now that that is over with, can we please just work together?"
Big McIntosh: "Eeeyup"
Trixie: "But the mutt hit The Great and Powerful Trixie first!"
Rover: "I no hit Pony, Pony Hit me."
Trixie: "Are you suggesting The Great and Powerful Trixie would do such a thing? I will have to teach you a lesson for insulting The Great and Powerful Trixie!"
Gilda: "*ROAR* Shutup Dweebs! Don't make me put you in a Great and Powerful World of Hurt, We need to rescue our pals so we can get that reward!"
Trixie: "The... The Great and Powerful Trixie thinks you have a point."
Rover: "Yes, Yes. Big scary birdy has a point"

EDIT#2 - Part 3:
Trixie: "The Great and Powerful Trixie only counts five ponies present."
Big McIntosh: "Eeenope."
Trixie: "Fine, the Great and Powerful Trixie will concede that there are only one dragon, one dog, one griffin, and two ponies present. The Great and Powerful Trixie only notes the presence of the Elements of Honesty (Big McIntosh), Kindness (Gilda), Loyalty (Spike), Generosity (Rover), and the wonderful Element of Magic (G&PT). What in Equestria is taking the Element of Laughter five hours to get here, as The Great and Powerful Trixie is getting bored."
"Who"
Trixie: "The Element of Laughter."
"Who"
Trixie: "The Great and Powerful Trixie does not know the Element of Laughter"
"Who"
Trixie: "The Princess of the Night did not tell The Great and Powerful Trixie who is the Element of Harmony!"
Spike: "Uhm... Trixie, That is Twilight's Owl Assistant, Owlowiscious. He only says that."
Trixie: "The Great and Powerful Trixie knew that!"
Rover: "Is that birdy wearing shiny necklace?
Big Mcintosh: "Eeeyup"
Trixie: "The Bird is the Element of Laughter?! The Great and Powerful Trixie cannot Bucking believe what She must put up with around here!"

Part 4:
Luna: [Royal Canterlot Announcer Voice] "And the new Elements of snuck up on the great swollen beasts that were holding the grand castle of Canterlot Hostage and Terrorizing the Ponies of Equestria."
Trixie: "The Great and Powerful Trixie does not think that Narrating sneaking helps."
Luna: "And who is the one making decisions around here?"
Owlowicious: "Hoo"
Luna: "Its me, haven't you heard of a rhetorical question before?"
Big Mcintosh: "Eeenope"
Luna: "Anyways [Royal Canterlot Announcer Voice]The New Elements of Harmony Snuck in while the beasts were distracted by the remnants of their last feast, and took the opportunity banish them to the moon for their crimes."
Celestia: "What do you think you are doing Luna? Even if the door wasn't wide open in front of you I could have heard you through the walls."
Luna: "Ummm... Nothing Sis."
Celestia: "And why do all the Ponies behind you have the Elements of Harmony?"
Luna: "Ummm... They asked nicely?"
Celestia: "And this doesn't have anything to do with trying to banish me and the Elements of Harmony to the moon for not inviting you to help judge the baking contest?"
Luna: "Well... umm.. it may have a little to do with that."
Celestia: "Little sister, you could have just asked."
Trixie: "You Dragged the Great and Powerful Trixie halfway across Equestria for a baking Contest?!

Part 5
Gilda: "Anypony know what we are all doing here, or where even are we?"
Trixie: "If the Great and Powerful Trixie knew she would be more than willing to share it with you."
Luna: "Ah, Hello again Everypony. Its been what? Three hours since I last saw you?"
Big McIntosh: "Eeeyup"
Rover: "Big Pony know why we on narrow cliff?"
Luna: "Celestia said something about punishment for me being rude to her friends."
Gilda: "And these so very uncool white dresses?"
Luna: "Same thing, though they are also to keep us from just walking out of here."
Trixie: "And the sharks?
Luna: "Not quite sure, I think she was mumbling about me being overly dramatic when she teleported me here."

P.S. I don't plan on using these anytime soon, so feel free to take the ideas for whatever you want as long as you acknowledge the source

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