Throwback Thursday: Everyone Wants To Have Sex With Twilight Sparkle · 2:27am Oct 27th, 2017
Welcome to Throwback Thursday, the series in which I go back to my older stories, talk about the inner workings of the story, and then tell you if it's worth looking into. Today? A Valentine's Day story: Everyone Wants To Have Sex With Twilight Sparkle.
Everyone Wants To Have Sex With Twilight Sparkle
Chapters: 1
Length: ~5,000
Genre: Slice of Life, Comedy, EqG
Characters: Princess Twilight Sparkle, HuMane 6
Date of completion: 2/14/15
Time took to finish: ~2 days
Everyone Wants To Have Sex With Twilight Sparkle was my first ever "Anti-Valentine's Day Story". See, I hate V-Day with a burning passion, so I like writing stories that go against what one would expect for that particular "holiday". Instead of something sweet and gushy and romantic, I wrote a story about a bunch of friends talking about how much they want to fuck a member of their group.
W/ Twilight Sparkle starts off innocently enough: Twilight bumps into Sunny in the Human World, because they're due at a sleepover at Pinkie's. The two banter for a bit before departing to Pinkie's house, where the others are waiting. Twilight came bearing gifts, which was a transition for her friends to comment that she was so nice, and it was one of the reasons that they all want to have sex with her. The rest of the story is them going through what they would do to Twilight if they had the chance, with Twilight growing more and more uncomfortable at the increasingly depraved and detailed descriptions of how her friends would violate her. It was pretty funny.
The problem stems from the fact that it wasn't especially original. I'm almost 100% certain that MythrilMoth and/or TheNewYorkBrony have a story that's like W/ Twilight Sparkle, but better. It's not a bad story. In fact, I still quite enjoy it. It's rough and juvenile and horribly aged. But, does it hold up? Enough to justify a quick look, methinks.
