My Dad and I have officially lost it. · 4:56pm Oct 21st, 2017
We were going through some things to figure out what we can sell for a food money, and we came across my sister's bunny from when she was a baby. So my Dad took it into the kitchen, took a picture of it, and sent it to her saying "I love you Mommy, and I miss you.". Next thing I know, he's asking if I have string or rope. So I go get some red ribbon, and he puts a slip knot around it's neck and hung it from the banana holder. I just shook my head, took it down, and tied the string into a noose and hung it up again. Both of us are dying laughing, and my Dad sends a picture of it to my sister going "Mommy help!!!". Finally he put it back in the closet, and he sent a final picture saying "Don't worry Mommy, I escaped. I'm back home safe and sound, next to the teddy bear head mounted on a knife in Aunty's closet. "
I'm wondering what my Sister is thinking now. Backstory of the teddy bear. I had this small teddy bear that an ex gave to me trying to get back together. (Never going to happen.) But it was kinda old and the seems were coming undone. So I finished removing the seems from around the neck, took a old knife (it was broken already), stuck the handle into the body and stabbed the tip of it through the side of the head. Then I painted blood on it and gauged out the eyes. It was a fun project, and he now sits between my headstone and my sister's bunny.
Uhhhhhh wow. That's kinda messed up.
This is now one of the greatest things I've ever read. Reminds me of my own bear, Butter. I used to chew on his nose. Now he sits in a corner silently watching me, probably waiting for the day he can take his revenge
4704291 True. It was all in good fun though, and no one got hurt.
4704364 Revenge of the Butter! So many ideas...so many.
Lol.
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